This guy's problem isn't un-belief. His problem is having his beliefs, that are unsupported by fact or reason, questioned. It undermines his preferred authority system. What he ultimately enjoins you to do is, "Do as you're told by those who are in charge of the sacred book--and don't listen to those with "other" ideas." He enjoins you to not be critical of the foundation that his favored brand of authoritarianism is based upon.
Cal Thomas said:
This year's first attack came from St. Paul Minnesota where local officials decided to ban the Easter Bunny from City Hall. They said it might offend some non-Christians, as if the Easter Bunny has anything to do with Easter's real significance. Apparently it escaped the notice of the city council that the Easter Bunny might offend Christians, because, like Santa Claus, it is a counterfeit.
Indeed, it appears that there are ignorant dopes on both sides of the issue--on the one side, there are those who think the Easter Bunny is a Christian symbol, and then there are those who think Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are objectively and empirically less real than God.
Cal Thomas said:
Newspapers also carried a story about a Florida State University scientist who speculated that Jesus didn't really walk on water; he walked on ice. The scientist theorized there must have been an unusual cold snap 2,000 years ago that froze the Sea of Galilee. This begs the question how Jesus was able to pull off such a stunt when Peter also walked on water, before his lack of faith sank him.
The assertion that Jesus walked on water, and the assertion that Jesus walked on ice are subject to the exact same lack of evidence--more so this business of a cold snap, to be sure. But if one is willing to believe that Jesus walked on water, why shouldn't one be surprised that another believes Jesus walked on ice? Go on, I dare you to bring up "miracle."
Cal Thomas said:
The New York Times piled on by trumpeting the discovery of a fossil in Arctic Canada as a "missing link," which it editorialized "puts the lie to creationist beliefs."
Not exactly.
Of course not. There are no number of new "links" discovered between the "links" already discovered by archaeologists that would satisfy a creationist's demand that there are still "links" missing. This depite the evidence that suggests rather emphaticly that "creation" is older than their creation story predicts; that so many of the structures of life, if they indicate design at all, do not indicate intelligent design, but rather incompetent design; plus that ever nagging retort "If life evolved, then where did water come from?", as if the theory of evolution addresses the creation of the universe in the same manner that the creationist tradition does.
No one is at all surprised that Cal is unimpressed by a discovery of a "missing link." Mostly because such discoveries are not specified in the precious book that proscribes any human knowledge, regardless of validity, contrary to faith as heresy. I'd bet a month's wages that Galileo would punch this asshole's face right in if he was still around. I'll even bet Galileo is in Heaven; and what heaven is for Galileo is getting to punch in the faces of every "believer" asshole who shut their mind (but not their mouth) to the fruits of scientific inquiriry because those fruits were contrary to their superstitious notions of faith in the infallible truth of the bible.
Cal Thomas said:
Next was a story on the "Gospel of Judas," a work written between 130 and 170 C.E., long after the events it purports to describe.
Yet the "real" gospels, written between 65 and 100 C.E.; long after the events they purport to describe; two of which were not written by witnesses at all; are not worthy of any skepticism, what-so-ever, on those grounds.
Cal Thomas said:
Adding to the gospel of unbelief is the movie version of the best-selling novel, "The Da Vinci Code," which, if it is faithful to the book, will mix a few historical facts with a great deal of fiction. The book claims Jesus married Mary Magdalene and fathered children. The film is scheduled for release next month. Like the book, the movie will have as much to do with fact as Oliver Stone's film on the Kennedy assassination.
Yes, I can understand exactly how a contemporary piece of literary historical fiction might compete with the traditional piece of literary historical fiction Mr. Thomas prefers to believe, but he is hypocritical if he is asserting that those who believe the new fiction to be true are practicing "un-belief."
Cal Thomas said:
What is responsible for this flood of skepticism, heresy and outright denial of the biblical record?
Lack of corroborative evidence for the biblical record, for one. The internal contradictions in the biblical record, for another. The logical inconsistencies for a third reason.
Cal Thomas said:
Why is there not a similar cultural onslaught against other faiths?
But there is--we're chock full of skepticism for those Muslims.
Cal Thomas said:
Only the suicidal would treat Islam in this way.
HAHAHA! What a tool!
It has been clearly demonstrated that only the suicidal tolerate Islam without questioning the principles of their belief. In fact, Islam is the poster child for questioning the bullshit principles of all religious beliefs.
Cal Thomas said:
The question inherent in all of these challenges to the original story and original cast is this: How could anything like the resurrection be true?
Oh? Oh, really?
THAT'S the
inherent question? I think not. I think the real inherent question is, "Just what is it about your faith that makes it so different than the faith of others, that it is a fair refutation of confirmed observations and measurments of reality, so much so that adherents to your faith are justified in their burning, hanging, stoning, quartering, eviscerating, impaling, pressing, racking and just plain murdering of those who do not believe as you do?"
Cal Thomas said:
The question is not asked with the intention of getting an answer. It is rhetorical, hostile and unbelieving.
No. I think the intent is to get an answer--a truthful answer, an answer logically consistent and factually accurate. That un-belief that thus far is derived from the illogical, factually suspect, unverifiable, and perversely irrational answers provided is not an indictment of the unbeliever.
For instance:
Cal Thomas said:
So, how does one know it is true? First, not a single witness of that first Easter morning subsequently denied what he (or she) observed.
And not a single passenger on the Mayflower denied reaching Plymouth. It doesn't mean they all made it. Nor does the fact that none of them denied the truth of the Theory of Evolution make the Theory of Evolution true. As it turns out, none of the witnesses of Easter morning denied that the resurrection was a well executed hoax either--does that mean the ressurection
was a well executed hoax? I don't think so, but apparently Cal Thomas might disagree, as the lack of denials is the important test.
Welcome to
Spurious Logic That Makes Unbelivers Skeptical 101.
Cal Thomas said:
Human nature tells us that when those who publicly stated Jesus rose from the grave were threatened with death unless they recanted, at least one, and probably more, would have said it never happened, if it didn't occur. They would have wanted to live. Not one recanted. All of the Apostles died martyrs deaths, except John, who died in exile.
Human nature tells us all that, eh? Does human nature also tell us that no one comes back from the dead? Does human nature tell us that those in positions of authority write history the way they like it? Does human nature tell us that a backwards rube can be fooled into believing God has come in human form to lead them from the misery and oppression of their persecutors? Does human nature tell us that if you have no assurances what-so-ever that your executioner is going to spare you, there is no point in blowing in your friends and family to this same executioner?
I think it does. In fact, I think it tells us alot more than this Cal Thomas would like it to. The problem isn't that this "human nature" argument fails to support Mr. Thomas' assertion, but that this exact same "human nature" argument supports just about every assertion, including those opposed, to be made on the subject.
Cal Thomas said:
The second reason is also logical.
I can hardly wait for this "logic."
Cal Thomas said:
What kind of loving father would direct his lost children through a bad neighborhood, if he wanted them to get home safely?
The shitty kind of loving father, I suppose? And he accuses unbelievers of being rhetorical?
Cal Thomas said:
If no human father would be so cruel, why would God, after giving up His Son to die for humanity, create a flawed road map so they would get lost in their search for Him?
HAHAHA! Unbelievers may be hostile and rhetorical, but they're not cryptic!
Maybe God isn't human, how about that? OR, maybe the assertion that there's a road map is false. OR, maybe if there is a road map, it's not flawed at all, and God really is a cruel, blood-thirsty sadistic bastard, who really gets off on watching human misery and suffering--maybe he gets a good jolly kick out of human sacrifices--particularly self sacrifices.
I am certainly sure that nailing a perfectly decent human being to a cross for being a perfectly decent human being is no answer to any decent question.
Yeah. So this "hostile" unbeliever is still waiting for the logic.
Cal Thomas said:
Christians who believe the Bible's account of Easter believe it because they also believe God's spirit guarded human hands from making errors in recording these events. Skeptics have no such guide.
That's correct. Skeptics do not have an invisible father spirit guide who lives in the sky--but neither do Christians who believe the Bible. OR, Skeptics
do have an invisible father spirit guide who lives in the sky guiding their skepticism for the benefit of Chrisianity to offset the bullshit inspired by the blind faith and vicious rationalizations of Christians who believe the Bible.
Looks like a beliver might use "belief" in support of the skeptics, and the other believers can't hold him accountable to reason, logic, or facts because those are not the qualities of faith--belief is. And there is no objective or impirical means of establishing one faith more valid than the next--except perhaps murdering believers in the other faith.
Cal Thomas said:
They should be humbled that God is far wiser than the wisest man. (1 Corinthians 1:25-27)
So is the Easter Bunny. (I saw their SATs.)
Cal Thomas said:
Before accepting what heretics and unbelievers say, consideration should be given to what is contained in the guidebook.
There's no need to consider what you already "know" by faith, heretic.