The Evolution of Duckrape...

[☭proletarian☭]

The first intimate duck videos show that it’s mate and checkmate in the battle of the sexes.
High-speed cameras document that a male Muscovy duck can fully extend his 20-centimeter penis in a third of second, says evolutionary biologist Patricia Brennan of Yale University. (Watch the researchers' video.) That may be about all the time he has with a resisting female trying to escape him. Male Muscovy ducks rank among the waterfowl that often fail to take no for an answer.

It gets weirder...

 

[Baruch Menachem]

They would do better with chocolate and flowers, maybe some champagne.

 

[xotoxi]

The first intimate duck videos show that it’s mate and checkmate in the battle of the sexes.
High-speed cameras document that a male Muscovy duck can fully extend his 20-centimeter penis in a third of second, says evolutionary biologist Patricia Brennan of Yale University. (Watch the researchers' video.) That may be about all the time he has with a resisting female trying to escape him. Male Muscovy ducks rank among the waterfowl that often fail to take no for an answer.

It gets weirder...

MMMMM!!!

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