What is "peckerchecking?"
Inspecting crotches to makes sure the proper genitals enter the proper bathroom. You know, what Republicans now demands in a most hysterical fashion.
It's possible that there are Republicans out there who aren't such pervs, but they're increasingly hard to find. Needless to say, no sane parent should ever allow their child to be alone with any Republican adult, given how the GOP so openly endorses perversion now. Previously, the GOP was just secretly the party of perversion, and they'd at least make an attempt to hide their deviance. No more. They're out and they're proud of it.