There is always a boat ride to Cuba, the door is open, make sure it doesn't hit you on the way out, Joe. As for fetishes, Conservative Men aren't out there looking at another mans ass and saying "Yummy , doesn't that look good"? Or putting something that should be EXIT only , you libidiots are too funny man...
38% of straights do anal, and 99% do oral... so, um, no, your obsession with gay sex is sort of off topic.
Now, back to guns. SCOTUS just upheld CT's Assault Weapons ban. The party's over for you gun nuts, someone's coming with the check.