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I am not talking about the story you now claim you meant, I am talking about what you actually typed. You said the Pharisees were complaining about the Temple Tax, which was implemented by the Pharisees themselves. You then claimed that Jesus told them to render unto Caesar, which he didn't.
You made a mistake, I called you on it, and you have been running around pretending you are smart enough to cover it up. This has nothing to do with discrepancies between translations, it is entirely about you not knowing what the fuck you are talking about. If Obama, who you think is smarter than anyone on the planet, couldn't cover up his lie/misstatement/total incompetency, what makes you think you can?
No, I was talking about a VERY specific story, the one that is known to most people about "render unto Caesar what is Caesars", not some obscure story about Magic FIshes. (In fact, this story appears ONLY in Matthew. The same guy who had zombies running around on the day of Jesus' death.
Jesus said to pay your taxes and don't whing about it. I know this is horrible to Teabaggers, who seem to think that the Federal Government is far worse than Rome.
So let's review. You claimed that Jesus never said "render unto Ceaser", after which i cited it in THREE Gospels. You claimed Jesus got the Temple Tax from a Magic Fishy, when the KJV lists as a "tribute", and had nothing to do with the point I was making.
The point was- 1) Jesus said the wealthy weren't getting into his Heaven and 2) you need to pay your taxes and not whine about it...
For the record, I don't think Jesus actually existed.