DarkFury
Platinum Member
- Banned
- #1
Put dickheads call on intercom.
Sir, please sir do you have a minute?
Yes Bozo, what is it?
You are killing muslims!
I am killing terrorists Bozo.
But they are my friends!
I shorten Christmas card list for you.
But they are my buddies, my comrades.
You understand.
I understand a lot. I have keys to space station
AND a ride. You have keys and dick.
I NEEDED that money for social programs.
YOU keep social programs and I keep
space station. BOTH happy.
You are not well liked by American muslims.
Who cares? Americans like me better
then you. I see polls to Bozo.
OBAMA!
Yeah, whatever. Anything else? You shine
those boots I sent you?
Tomorrow. I promise tomorrow.
Is ALWAYS tomorrow with you. Hope and Change with
you means I hope and there is NO change.
Does your country extradite? I may need a place.
*CLICK*
Hello? HELLO! Asshole hung up on me.
I have just spoke to the leader of the "free"
world. What an idiot!