The Call

[DarkFury]

Put dickheads call on intercom.

Sir, please sir do you have a minute?

Yes Bozo, what is it?

You are killing muslims!

I am killing terrorists Bozo.

But they are my friends!

I shorten Christmas card list for you.

But they are my buddies, my comrades.
You understand.

I understand a lot. I have keys to space station
AND a ride. You have keys and dick.

I NEEDED that money for social programs.

YOU keep social programs and I keep
space station. BOTH happy.

You are not well liked by American muslims.

Who cares? Americans like me better
then you. I see polls to Bozo.

OBAMA!

Yeah, whatever. Anything else? You shine
those boots I sent you?

Tomorrow. I promise tomorrow.

Is ALWAYS tomorrow with you. Hope and Change with
you means I hope and there is NO change.

Does your country extradite? I may need a place.

*CLICK*

Hello? HELLO! Asshole hung up on me.

I have just spoke to the leader of the "free"
world. What an idiot!

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

One can only make assessments from the evidence presented.

 

[Obiwan]

Put dickheads call on intercom.

Sir, please sir do you have a minute?

Yes Bozo, what is it?

You are killing muslims!

I am killing terrorists Bozo.

But they are my friends!

I shorten Christmas card list for you.

But they are my buddies, my comrades.
You understand.

I understand a lot. I have keys to space station
AND a ride. You have keys and dick.

I NEEDED that money for social programs.

YOU keep social programs and I keep
space station. BOTH happy.

You are not well liked by American muslims.

Who cares? Americans like me better
then you. I see polls to Bozo.

OBAMA!

Yeah, whatever. Anything else? You shine
those boots I sent you?

Tomorrow. I promise tomorrow.

Is ALWAYS tomorrow with you. Hope and Change with
you means I hope and there is NO change.

Does your country extradite? I may need a place.

*CLICK*

Hello? HELLO! Asshole hung up on me.

I have just spoke to the leader of the "free"
world. What an idiot!

But Obozo did say "FREE", right???