Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators

[Votto]

Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators​

U.S.·Mar 2, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly getting nervous that President Donald Trump keeps assassinating Muslim dictators.

The radical extremist now ruling as the leader of an oppressive Islamic regime in the Big Apple was overheard asking his closest advisors for plans to take cover to avoid Trump's ongoing campaign to wipe out all Muslim dictators who threaten the security of the United States.

"There aren't many of us left," Mamdani reportedly told one aide. "Trump keeps taking out all of our best guys. Every radical Muslim dictator is now in danger, including me. If I don't want to be next, I need to hide somewhere. What are our options?

After being briefed on all available security and evacuation measures, Mamdani reportedly notified his Islamic regime to prepare for conflict with the United States. "It's inevitable," he said. "The Trump administration has made it clear that the days of Islamic dictatorships that take aggressive stances against the U.S. are numbered. That means us. If Trump keeps eliminating America-hating Muslim leaders, I know it'll eventually be my turn."

According to insiders, Mamdani then ordered all members of his staff to their battle stations to await further orders while he took refuge in a subterranean bunker in his mayoral headquarters underneath a major children's hospital.

At publishing time, Mamdani had ordered retaliatory snowball strikes against strategic U.S. targets within New York City.

 

[toobfreak]

Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators​

The REALLY scary part is that in each instance
right before offing them, he invited them
to the WH all smiles and handshakes
while telling them what great
guys they are.

 

[ElmerMudd]

Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators​

U.S.·Mar 2, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly getting nervous that President Donald Trump keeps assassinating Muslim dictators.

The radical extremist now ruling as the leader of an oppressive Islamic regime in the Big Apple was overheard asking his closest advisors for plans to take cover to avoid Trump's ongoing campaign to wipe out all Muslim dictators who threaten the security of the United States.

"There aren't many of us left," Mamdani reportedly told one aide. "Trump keeps taking out all of our best guys. Every radical Muslim dictator is now in danger, including me. If I don't want to be next, I need to hide somewhere. What are our options?

After being briefed on all available security and evacuation measures, Mamdani reportedly notified his Islamic regime to prepare for conflict with the United States. "It's inevitable," he said. "The Trump administration has made it clear that the days of Islamic dictatorships that take aggressive stances against the U.S. are numbered. That means us. If Trump keeps eliminating America-hating Muslim leaders, I know it'll eventually be my turn."

According to insiders, Mamdani then ordered all members of his staff to their battle stations to await further orders while he took refuge in a subterranean bunker in his mayoral headquarters underneath a major children's hospital.

At publishing time, Mamdani had ordered retaliatory snowball strikes against strategic U.S. targets within New York City.

New York should be nervous. Trump kills off leaders and leaves their country or city to figure out what to do next. Just like Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria etc. The fix was worse than the problem.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

New York should be nervous. Trump kills off leaders and leaves their country or city to figure out what to do next. Just like Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria etc. The fix was worse than the problem.

It should be up to the Iranian people to form a new government and get down to the business of suppressing Muslims and Democratic socialist

 

[ElmerMudd]

It should be up to the Iranian people to form a new government and get down to the business of suppressing Muslims and Democratic socialist

Like other countries put in the same situation, the supporters of the desposed leader has all of the weapons along with the active disidents. The average person does not have the resources to create a new governement without help. Look what happened in I raq, Afghanistan, Syria; on and on.
Trump and his supporters are too stupid to understand.

 

[Leo123]

It should be up to the Iranian people to form a new government and get down to the business of suppressing Muslims and Democratic socialist

That is hard to do when the populace is disarmed and executed for just protesting.

 

[ElmerMudd]

That is hard to do when the populace is disarmed and executed for just protesting.

Trump is making decisons on how he wished Iran is rather than what it is. The anti-regime populace are split into many different groups based on religion, race and more. They have to come together despite the differences and pick a leader. That is not easy to do.

 

[Dante]

Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators​

U.S.·Mar 2, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly getting nervous that President Donald Trump keeps assassinating Muslim dictators.

The radical extremist now ruling as the leader of an oppressive Islamic regime in the Big Apple was overheard asking his closest advisors for plans to take cover to avoid Trump's ongoing campaign to wipe out all Muslim dictators who threaten the security of the United States.

"There aren't many of us left," Mamdani reportedly told one aide. "Trump keeps taking out all of our best guys. Every radical Muslim dictator is now in danger, including me. If I don't want to be next, I need to hide somewhere. What are our options?

After being briefed on all available security and evacuation measures, Mamdani reportedly notified his Islamic regime to prepare for conflict with the United States. "It's inevitable," he said. "The Trump administration has made it clear that the days of Islamic dictatorships that take aggressive stances against the U.S. are numbered. That means us. If Trump keeps eliminating America-hating Muslim leaders, I know it'll eventually be my turn."

According to insiders, Mamdani then ordered all members of his staff to their battle stations to await further orders while he took refuge in a subterranean bunker in his mayoral headquarters underneath a major children's hospital.

At publishing time, Mamdani had ordered retaliatory snowball strikes against strategic U.S. targets within New York City.

You too, do you actually live in NYC?