Place an "x" by all the things you've done in your entire life!
Been to Europe
Been on a cruise
Gone on a blind date
Skipped school X
Watched someone die
Been to Canada
Been to Mexico X
Been to Florida
Been on a plane X
Been lost X
Been on the opposite side of the country X
Gone to Washington, DC
Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, DC
Been to Vegas X
Climbed a lighthouse
Swam in the ocean X
Cried yourself to sleep X
Played cops and robbers X
Flown a plane X
Owned a boat FISHING BOAT
Watched grandchildren grow
Recently colored with crayons
Been to the Kentucky Derby
Been to the SuperBowl
Been to the World Series
Been to the NBA / Stanley Cup finals
Been to Key West
Been to a rodeo X
Sang Karaoke X
Paid for a meal with coins only? X
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? X
Made prank phone calls. X
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
Caught a snowflake on your tongue X
Danced in the rain X
Made a snow angel X
Written a letter to Santa Claus X
Been kissed under the mistletoe X
Watched the sunrise with someone X
Seen the green flash at sunset
Blown bubbles X
Gone ice-skating X
Gone to the movies X
Gone to a drive-in movie X
Owned a convertible or T-Top
I'd like to add (and I've done all of them). Place an X next to those you've done:
Climbed a mountain
Fallen off a mountain!
Surfed a wave
Been stung by a jelly fish
Skied in thigh deep powder
Sky dived
Walked 1,000 miles
Found human remains
Been nearly struck by lightning
Escaped the police
Didn't escape the police
Had a gun pointed at you
Bribed the police
Three-some (two of the opposite gender)
Been days of walking from the nearest road
Nearly drowned
Saved someone from drowning
Sharted
Farted really loudly during a school test (or some other similarly quiet public situation)
Tried to murder someone
Told your boss to fuck off
Hitchhiked around the country
Fooled someone into eating something utterly disgusting
Scared the hell out of someone (as a prank)
Was homeless (on purpose - twice)
Been in a rock'n'roll band
Won in a talent contest
Now answer these:
1. Any nickname: Johnson, Corporal J, J
2. Mother's name? Kathleen
3. How many Tattoo's: 0!
4. Body Piercing? 0!
5. How much do you love your job? Scale of 1 to 10? -500
6. Birthplace? Denver
7. Ever been to Hawaii? NO
8. Ever been to Africa? NO
9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Yes
10. Ever been on TV? Yes
11. Ever steal any traffic sign? Yes
12. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4
15. Favorite number? 5,000,009
16. Favorite movie? Anything with Clint
17. Favorite holiday? Halloween
18. Favorite dessert? Anything Chocolate
19. Favorite food? Exotic and spicy
20. Favorite day of the week? Saturday