dilloduck
Diamond Member
I agree. You should make him do it himself.![]()
He would, but he's working on doing her....![]()
Well, can you blame him?![]()
damn good point , Val !
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I agree. You should make him do it himself.![]()
He would, but he's working on doing her....![]()
Well, can you blame him?![]()
Seems we kind of derailed your thread ... again. Sorry.
This was a good one too. But I bet if you ask some nice god or the daministrator, they'd shovel this stuff off into another thread.
And, again, YOU are the one apologizing. (I am not blaming Duck now. It was just a joke the first time anyway.) Why is that, when it was MountainMan and I who were having a little sidebar discussion in the first place???
Place an "x" by all the things you've done in your entire life!
Been to Europe-X
Been on a cruise -X
Gone on a blind date-X
Skipped school-X
Watched someone die-X
Been to Canada-X
Been to Mexico-X
Been to Florida-X
Been on a plane -X
Been lost
Been on the opposite side of the country-X
Gone to Washington, DC-X
Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, DC-X
Been to Vegas-X
Climbed a lighthouse-X and the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
Swam in the ocean-X
Cried yourself to sleep-X
Played cops and robbers-X
Flown a plane
Owned a boat FISHING BOAT
Watched grandchildren grow
Recently colored with crayons-X
Been to the Kentucky Derby
Been to the SuperBowl-X RAMS AND TITANS atlanta
Been to the World Series-
Been to the NBA / Stanley Cup finals
Been to Key West-x
Been to a rodeo-X
Sang Karaoke-X
Paid for a meal with coins only?, NO but bought a gallon of gasoline with pennies once.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?X-way more than once, sadly....
Made prank phone calls.
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose-X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue-x
Danced in the rain-X
Made a snow angel-X
Written a letter to Santa Claus-X every year, and still![]()
Been kissed under the mistletoe-x
Watched the sunrise with someone-X haleakala volcano, maui, hawaii
Seen the green flash at sunset
Blown bubbles-x
Gone ice-skating-x
Gone to the movies-x
Gone to a drive-in movie-x
Owned a convertible or T-Top-X
Now answer these:
1. Any nickname: Care
2. Mother's name? mom
3. How many Tattoo's: 0
4. Body Piercing? 2 ears
5. How much do you love your job? don't have one
6. Birthplace? sweet home ALA.
7. Ever been to Hawaii? X yes
8. Ever been to Africa? almost
9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? n0
10. Ever been on TV? X-bozo the clown's show
11. Ever steal any traffic sign? no
12. Ever been in a car accident? X yes
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? X both
15. Favorite number? not 11
16. Favorite movie? too many to list
17. Favorite holiday? birthday
18. Favorite dessert? chocolate chocolate chip ice cream
19. Favorite food? anything Italian
20. Favorite day of the week? Friday
And, again, YOU are the one apologizing. (I am not blaming Duck now. It was just a joke the first time anyway.) Why is that, when it was MountainMan and I who were having a little sidebar discussion in the first place???
Well, probably because MM bowed out some time ago and ducky and I helped continue the downward spiral of death ... errrrr, derailed it some more.
And it's in my nature. I'm a peacemaker.![]()
Place an "x" by all the things you've done in your entire life!
And, again, YOU are the one apologizing. (I am not blaming Duck now. It was just a joke the first time anyway.) Why is that, when it was MountainMan and I who were having a little sidebar discussion in the first place???
Well, probably because MM bowed out some time ago and ducky and I helped continue the downward spiral of death ... errrrr, derailed it some more.
And it's in my nature. I'm a peacemaker.![]()
Place an "x" by all the things you've done in your entire life!
Been on a cruise X
Gone on a blind date X
Skipped schoo X
Been to Mexico X
Been to Florida X
Been on a plane X
Been lost X
Been on the opposite side of the countr X
Gone to Washington, DC X
Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, DC X
Climbed a lighthouse (no but climbed a fire-tower)
Swam in the ocean X
Played cops and robbers X
Flown a plane X
Watched grandchildren grow X
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? X
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose X
Made a snow angel X
Written a letter to Santa Claus X
Been kissed under the mistletoe X
Watched the sunrise with someone X
Blown bubbles X
Gone to the movies X
Gone to a drive-in movie X
Now answer these:
1. Any nickname: - Davidoh
2. Mother's name? Maude
3. How many Tattoo's: - One
4. Body Piercing? - None
5. How much do you love your job? - Enough that Monday couldn't come soon enough.
6. Birthplace? - At home
7. Ever been to Hawaii? - No
8. Ever been to Africa? - No
9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? - Yes
10. Ever been on TV? - Yes
11. Ever steal any traffic sign? - No
12. Ever been in a car accident? - Yes
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? - Four
15. Favorite number? - Nine
16. Favorite movie? - I Claudius
17. Favorite holiday? - 4th of July
18. Favorite dessert? - Cherry Cheese Cake
19. Favorite food? - Fried Green Tomatos
20. Favorite day of the week? (before retired) Monday (since then) Saturday
this gonna be some hidden test where they score you by how many x's and I am gonna come back as some 100 yr old granny, i'd bet...![]()
Been to Europe X
Been on a cruise
Gone on a blind date
Skipped school X
Watched someone die
Been to Canada X [I live in Canada!!!]
Been to Mexico
Been to Florida X
Been on a plane X
Been lost X
Been on the opposite side of the country X [been on the opposite side of many countries]
Gone to Washington, DC X [I lived there!!]
Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, DC
Been to Vegas
Climbed a lighthouse
Swam in the ocean X
Cried yourself to sleep X
Played cops and robbers X
Flown a plane X
Owned a boat FISHING BOAT
Watched grandchildren grow
Recently colored with crayons
Been to the Kentucky Derby
Been to the SuperBowl
Been to the World Series
Been to the NBA / Stanley Cup finals
Been to Key West
Been to a rodeo
Sang Karaoke X [TODAY as a matter of fact]
Paid for a meal with coins only? X
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? X [so many times...]
Made prank phone calls. X
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue X
Danced in the rain X
Made a snow angel X
Written a letter to Santa Claus X
Been kissed under the mistletoe
Watched the sunrise with someone X
Seen the green flash at sunset
Blown bubbles X
Gone ice-skating X
Gone to the movies X
Gone to a drive-in movie
Owned a convertible or T-Top
Now answer these:
1. Any nickname: Seduar, Sexy Sed
2. Mother's name? Carla Jara?
3. How many Tattoo's: 0
4. Body Piercing? 0
5. How much do you love your job? Unemployed
6. Birthplace? San Jose, Costa Rica
7. Ever been to Hawaii? No
8. Ever been to Africa? Not yet!!
9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Yeah
10. Ever been on TV? Yeah; as a wee lad.
11. Ever steal any traffic sign? Yeah!!!!!
12. Ever been in a car accident? No...
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? No car.
15. Favorite number? 3
16. Favorite movie? The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
17. Favorite holiday? New Years!
18. Favorite dessert? Cheesecake
19. Favorite food? Buffalo wings
20. Favorite day of the week? Saturday! Hell Yes!
Okay.... First you should have recused yourself from answering a couple of those! Second, how is it that you lived in DC but didn't see the cherry blossoms??
1) Which ones??? Huh???
2) AHHHH, I see what you mean... I wasn't reading right. I thought you meant "Did you go to Cherry Blossoms in DC, like a place. I'm sorry, I'm kinda drunk and not reading right. I did see THE Cherry Blossoms, like the pretty pink flowers on trees. I lived there when I was like 10 years old. And I've never flown a plane, I thought it said "Have you flown on a plane", which would've been silly considering it already asked if you had been on a plane.
"Oh no, I only went ON a plane, but I didn't fly on it!!" AOISdhpsoadihsd. Yeah, so, yeah.
Okay.... First you should have recused yourself from answering a couple of those! Second, how is it that you lived in DC but didn't see the cherry blossoms??
1) Which ones??? Huh???
2) AHHHH, I see what you mean... I wasn't reading right. I thought you meant "Did you go to Cherry Blossoms in DC, like a place. I'm sorry, I'm kinda drunk and not reading right. I did see THE Cherry Blossoms, like the pretty pink flowers on trees. I lived there when I was like 10 years old. And I've never flown a plane, I thought it said "Have you flown on a plane", which would've been silly considering it already asked if you had been on a plane.
"Oh no, I only went ON a plane, but I didn't fly on it!!" AOISdhpsoadihsd. Yeah, so, yeah.
I realize that the USMB world isn't exclusive to US members, but I would have thought it was understood that "country" meant US....
Been to Canada X [I live in Canada!!!]
Been on the opposite side of the country X [been on the opposite side of many countries]
And I wasn't askin' about your sex life.... This time....![]()
Hahaha... to be honest, that was pretty funny, dude. Well, I HAVE lived in DC and New York and I have been to California, so I HAVE been to 'the opposite side of the country', I guess.
I do believe you're catching on.... Now where did MountainMan go? He did want to be handled gently....
I think he went off to watch the fireflies and contemplate the vastness of the universe.
He's shy, you know. Women (like us) can overwhelm him.![]()
I do believe you're catching on.... Now where did MountainMan go? He did want to be handled gently....
I think he went off to watch the fireflies and contemplate the vastness of the universe.
He's shy, you know. Women (like us) can overwhelm him.![]()
Where'd you pull that load of hooey out of?
this gonna be some hidden test where they score you by how many x's and I am gonna come back as some 100 yr old granny, i'd bet...![]()