Thank God we have Ted Cruz keeping America safe from French Ticklers and Dildos

[rdean]

Cruz defended Texas ban on sex toys

The same law dictated that anyone owning six or more such items was presumed to be promoting sex toy usage through delivery, lending, manufacturing, sale or other means.

“[The ban] is protecting public morals — discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification,” he added, noting Texas had a moral authority in discouraging “autonomous sex.”

Cruz also said that sexual enhancement drugs like Viagra should remain legal for sales as they do not classify as “a device.”

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Republicans. Always there to protect America from itself. Your bedroom is our bedroom. What goes on there, we need to know. Regulate alone time, not business.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Derp is worried about his dildo collection?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Lyin' Ted would be a disaster for America and the 21st century

 

[SeniorChief_Polock]

Cruz defended Texas ban on sex toys

The same law dictated that anyone owning six or more such items was presumed to be promoting sex toy usage through delivery, lending, manufacturing, sale or other means.

“[The ban] is protecting public morals — discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification,” he added, noting Texas had a moral authority in discouraging “autonomous sex.”

Cruz also said that sexual enhancement drugs like Viagra should remain legal for sales as they do not classify as “a device.”

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Republicans. Always there to protect America from itself. Your bedroom is our bedroom. What goes on there, we need to know. Regulate alone time, not business.

Keep your dildos where they belong.
In your mouth and ass.

 

[ScienceRocks]

The guy is only for taking shit away from people when it helps the poor, maintains America's leadership in science and helps the environment. He never said he wouldn't take your freedom to play with yourself away or tell you what to do as he is the voice of god o fucking mighty.

I wish cruz would stick one of those dildos up his ass.

 

[mdk]

It's Adam and Eve, not Fleshlight and Steve.

 

[aaronleland]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

 

[mdk]

Black Market Dildo is a great band name.

 

[mdk]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

 

[aaronleland]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

 

[mdk]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

 

[aaronleland]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

How many times did MDK come through?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

How many times did MDK come through?

IDK LOL But she told me there was one with a light bulb, I'm no Dr but I suspect that was a dicey matter, if it broke that wasn't going to end well

 

[mdk]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

How many times did MDK come through?

That depends on many hamsters are in any given area. lol

 

[aaronleland]

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

How many times did MDK come through?

That depends on many hamsters are in any given area. lol

Did you have her sister on speed dial?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

How many times did MDK come through?

That depends on many hamsters are in any given area. lol

Those poor hamsters and gerbils get a shitty deal

 

[TheOldSchool]

If Ted Cruz bans dildo's, then only criminals will have access to them

 

[mdk]

If Ted Cruz bans dildo's, then only criminals will have access to them

Criminals love dildo control — it makes their jobs safer.

 

[aaronleland]

Dildos are gross anyways. Just use your fist like a normal human being.