Thank God we have Ted Cruz keeping America safe from French Ticklers and Dildos

[mdk]

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my dildo.

 

[rdean]

The guy is only for taking shit away from people when it helps the poor, maintains America's leadership in science and helps the environment. He never said he wouldn't take your freedom to play with yourself away or tell you what to do as he is the voice of god o fucking mighty.

I wish cruz would stick one of those dildos up his ass.

Is there room for two?

 

[rdean]

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my dildo.

Ted Kennedy has been dead for years.

 

[rdean]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

What were your hands doing while she told you? I shudder to think.

 

[rdean]

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my dildo.

You have a dildo? What color is it?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I keep America safe from French ticklers and dildos by buying them before anyone else gets one.

I have this picture in my mind's eye of dildo shops set up just across the state line. Like fireworks. lol

Most fireworks can double as dildos. Just don't light them first.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. lol

My sister is a RN and worked the ER for awhile before she became a flight nurse.....you're right....oh the horrors she has told me

What were your hands doing while she told you? I shudder to think.

Gawd you're fucking stupid, Derp. I mean really

 

[mdk]

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my dildo.

You have a dildo? What color is it?

Black as a field hand. lol

 

[GiveMeATicketToWork]

Cruz defended Texas ban on sex toys

The same law dictated that anyone owning six or more such items was presumed to be promoting sex toy usage through delivery, lending, manufacturing, sale or other means.

“[The ban] is protecting public morals — discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification,” he added, noting Texas had a moral authority in discouraging “autonomous sex.”

Cruz also said that sexual enhancement drugs like Viagra should remain legal for sales as they do not classify as “a device.”

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Republicans. Always there to protect America from itself. Your bedroom is our bedroom. What goes on there, we need to know. Regulate alone time, not business.

Texas must be made up of lunatics...what consenting adults do in the privacy of our homes is our business!!

Wondering how Cruz' "New York values" comment relates to this...would Cruz support banning sex toys across the country?

 

[rdean]

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my dildo.

You have a dildo? What color is it?

Black as a field hand. lol

Thought so.

SassyIrishLass has one the same color.

 

[rdean]

Cruz defended Texas ban on sex toys

The same law dictated that anyone owning six or more such items was presumed to be promoting sex toy usage through delivery, lending, manufacturing, sale or other means.

“[The ban] is protecting public morals — discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification,” he added, noting Texas had a moral authority in discouraging “autonomous sex.”

Cruz also said that sexual enhancement drugs like Viagra should remain legal for sales as they do not classify as “a device.”

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Republicans. Always there to protect America from itself. Your bedroom is our bedroom. What goes on there, we need to know. Regulate alone time, not business.

Texas must be made up of lunatics...what consenting adults do in the privacy of our homes is our business!!

Wondering how Cruz' "New York values" comment relates to this...would Cruz support banning sex toys across the country?

Of course he would. Duh!

 

[mdk]

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my dildo.

You have a dildo? What color is it?

Black as a field hand. lol

Thought so.

SassyIrishLass has one the same color.

I am hoping one day you'll obtain a sense of humor, but that seems like a fool's hope.