tell us your love story......

[strollingbones]

your up!

 

[Xenophon]

Say it with a picture:

 

[RetiredGySgt]

your up!

You first.

 

[California Girl]

What's love got to do with it?

 

[G.T.]

I woke up one morning, and turned my legs to the left to reach the floor. I was now sitting in the upright position, and with my right hand I massaged my temples as to tell my vessel, "wake the fuck up." My lips then widely opened, and my arms began to outstretch as though I were grabbing for two moths flying in seperate directions. Yea, this was just a yawn and a stretch.

I moon-walked to my refrigerator, letting off two "heeee, heee"'s along the way. "Oww!"(crotch grab). I looked inside of mini-Antarctica and felt utterly depressed upon realizing there was no milk for my protein shake. I then had to decide: a short walk to the corner store, or slit my own throat in the bathtub and die. I chose the former, and began down the stairs. At the twelfth step of fifteen, I realized I was still in my boxers and a tee-shirt that read "The Man," with an arrow up, and "The Legend," with an arrow down. I turned back up the stairs, a slight trip on the 7th, and put some coverage over mah bawwz! (my balls).

As I approached the store, there was a small fart-noise coming out of the drainage-cap on the corner. As I approached it, I saw two green fingers. It had the eyes and what-not of a human, but it was a Turtle! It spoke English, I was fucking shocked! It asked for pizza, but I insisted it was only 8:17 AM, Eastern Standard.

It asked me for a back massage, and strangely enough I still had morning wood. Nothing gets rid of Superman's morning wood short of a Mutant letting me bust on their soft chin, and so I climbed down into the sewer system. It was wild, I still felt kinda goofy talking to a Turtle, it happened to be a Ninja also. I began rubbing on its shell, and my Cadillac accidentally fell into the Garage. The Turtle let out a "whoooops!" as it stood slightly upright in surprise. I nutted instantly, stamina of a middle-school virgin.

Then, little fairies began flying out of Ninja Turtle's butt-hole, circling it and singing. With a few sprinkles of fairy-dust, the figure changed from a Turtle to a gorgeous blonde, about 5' 6" weighting 135 pounds with small D's.

Superman was in Love, and so he amputatel his pinky-toe figuring he didn't need one, gnawed off the flesh and blood, and bent it into an engagement Ring.

The rest is just a given, no?

 

[KittenKoder]

I pushed the power button ...

 

[G.T.]

Since telling many Citizens of Metropolis my engagement story, they've all inquired about the Milk. Fuck you think? I never miss my morning shake.

 

[Ringel05]

Pictures talk louder than words.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

It was back in the 70's in the Old Times Square in New York City: pimps, hookers, peep shows and drug dealers galore...ahhh the good old days when New York City was a place you wanted to visit.

I saw her on the corner of the Port Authority in her fishnets, micro miniskirt, big Pam Greeg Afro and looked liked 38DD I fell in love instantly, it was just a question of how much this new love would cost and for how long and what was on the menu.

I tell you this brings back such sweet memories

 

[KittenKoder]

Pictures talk louder than words.

My sense of humor is WAY too sensitive this morning, I'm out of rep ... happens once in a blue moon ... but yeah!

 

[Ringel05]

This

This

This

And an hour for her to finish it off

 

[Xenophon]

This

This

This

And an hour for her to finish it off

and that equals=

'Grey Poupon'

 

[Ringel05]

This

This

This

And an hour for her to finish it off

and that equals=

'Grey Poupon'

 

[KittenKoder]

This

This

This

And an hour for her to finish it off

You commie!

 

[masquerade]

I can't.

For the love I had, I lost and it's much too painful to talk about.

One thing I keep reminding myself of, is that time heals all wounds. I wish I knew how much time I had left to deal with this pain.

 

[Shadow]

Chocolate is tasty
Chocolate is yummy
Chocolate is better
When inside my tummy.

 

[noose4]

this about says it all:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OutKaEShRtM]YouTube - Toby Keith - I love this bar[/ame]

 

[PixieStix]

Mine would make a grown man cry. I will pass

 

[007]

The love of my life...

 

[PixieStix]

Nice.