Team Mueller beats Cohen into "Trump Made me Lie" story?

[CrusaderFrank]

CNN won't report it. Apparently Mueller's goon squad, the same people who probably silenced White Bulger before he could spill the beans about how ****** and "The Mule" had good times in Boston, roughed up Cohen into "testifying" that Trump ordered him to lie

Mystery ex-Trump fixer Michael Cohen arrives at home with apparent black eye and arm in sling | Daily Mail Online

[Declas]

[D]

 

[HenryBHough]

FBI to be renamed "Gestapo" when Congress reconvenes.

 

[WillowTree]

Wow! Somebody started an IV on dude too.

 

[WillowTree]

He’s been in an infirmary or a hospital. See the red Band?

 

[WillowTree]

The hand in the sling is bloody.

 

[Pogo]

CNN won't report it. Apparently Mueller's goon squad, the same people who probably silenced White Bulger before he could spill the beans about how ****** and "The Mule" had good times in Boston, roughed up Cohen into "testifying" that Trump ordered him to lie

Mystery ex-Trump fixer Michael Cohen arrives at home with apparent black eye and arm in sling | Daily Mail Online

[Declas]

[D]

Gee Wally, conspiracy fables are a whole lot more fun that shoulder surgery huh.

Here's Bill Clinton after Henry Hyde whupped his ass out in the White House parking lot.

 

[Intolerant]

Conspiracy theories nawww. He fell down a flight of stairs while tying his shoes.

 

[Oddball]

CNN won't report it. Apparently Mueller's goon squad, the same people who probably silenced White Bulger before he could spill the beans about how ****** and "The Mule" had good times in Boston, roughed up Cohen into "testifying" that Trump ordered him to lie

Mystery ex-Trump fixer Michael Cohen arrives at home with apparent black eye and arm in sling | Daily Mail Online

[Declas]

[D]

He was working out at the "athletic club" with Harry Reid!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Left arm in a sling, bloody knuckles? defensive wounds? "Yes, I remember now! Trump told me to lie, er what was I supposed to say he told me to lie about? Call off your goons Mueller!!"

 

[CrusaderFrank]

CNN won't report it. Apparently Mueller's goon squad, the same people who probably silenced White Bulger before he could spill the beans about how ****** and "The Mule" had good times in Boston, roughed up Cohen into "testifying" that Trump ordered him to lie

Mystery ex-Trump fixer Michael Cohen arrives at home with apparent black eye and arm in sling | Daily Mail Online

[Declas]

[D]

He was working out at the "athletic club" with Harry Reid!

 

[Pogo]

CNN won't report it. Apparently Mueller's goon squad, the same people who probably silenced White Bulger before he could spill the beans about how ****** and "The Mule" had good times in Boston, roughed up Cohen into "testifying" that Trump ordered him to lie

Mystery ex-Trump fixer Michael Cohen arrives at home with apparent black eye and arm in sling | Daily Mail Online

[Declas]

[D]

He was working out at the "athletic club" with Harry Reid!

This is what happens when you fuck with Chuck Grassley....

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--- and NEVER get on the wrong side of a guy who keeps a man-sized vault in his office:

 

[Pogo]

Rand Paul, after daring to challenge Rump in a debate....

Not only a sling, crutch and neck brace but actually sent to Hell.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Curious timing. Cohen all of a sudden remembers Trump telling him to lie right after Mueller beats it out of him

 

[Oddball]

Curious timing. Cohen all of a sudden remembers Trump telling him to lie right after M̶u̶e̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶t̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶

He fell down the stairs.

 

[edthecynic]

“Cohen advisor Lanny Davis said Cohen had gone into the hospital for pre-scheduled shoulder surgery.”

 

[CrusaderFrank]

“Cohen advisor Lanny Davis said Cohen had gone into the hospital for pre-scheduled shoulder surgery.”

Yeah and came out with bruises on his knuckles and a black eye. Who was his surgeon, Mike Tyson?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Curious timing. Cohen all of a sudden remembers Trump telling him to lie right after M̶u̶e̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶t̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶

He fell down the stairs.

Climate change, what else explains the bruises?