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I said to my wife, you know, we just got in here, we are locked in, only on paper, but we didn't spend hardly anything...
We didn't even pay the rent yet...
Want to buy a passport?
I dont give a shit about this lease..
Do you?
You know what we did?
We went to the post office and bought passports, and Greyhound bus tickets to Toronto at noon hour today out of Philadelphia.
We are at a rest stop smoking a cigarette in upstate, New York.
She said aren't you going to miss America?
I said we never left...
We're just going to a decent America.
She asked me about my job...
I said that they'll get a phone call from Home Depot Canada..
If I worked there, I work here.
We'll get work visas at customs...
Then we'll apply for citizenship when we are eligible.
She asked me what are we going to do when we get to Toronto...
I said we do what we always do, get a hotel.
And I showed her these pics and asked her how this looks.
Lol
We didn't even pay the rent yet...
Want to buy a passport?
I dont give a shit about this lease..
Do you?
You know what we did?
We went to the post office and bought passports, and Greyhound bus tickets to Toronto at noon hour today out of Philadelphia.
We are at a rest stop smoking a cigarette in upstate, New York.
She said aren't you going to miss America?
I said we never left...
We're just going to a decent America.
She asked me about my job...
I said that they'll get a phone call from Home Depot Canada..
If I worked there, I work here.
We'll get work visas at customs...
Then we'll apply for citizenship when we are eligible.
She asked me what are we going to do when we get to Toronto...
I said we do what we always do, get a hotel.
And I showed her these pics and asked her how this looks.
Lol