Supreme Court Revisits 2ND

[there4eyeM]

In a sudden and totally unexpected decision, the United States Supreme Court effectively struck down the second amendment. By re-examining a word in the text, they have decided that the word "bear" should read "bare", and is merely the fault of a spell checker that ran afoul of homonyms.
As of tomorrow, all firearms are to be deposited at the nearest firehall.
Ammunition may be expended until 24:00 hours.

 

[jbrownson0831]

In a sudden and totally unexpected decision, the United States Supreme Court effectively struck down the second amendment. By re-examining a word in the text, they have decided that the word "bear" should read "bare", and is merely the fault of a spell checker that ran afoul of homonyms.
As of tomorrow, all firearms are to be deposited at the nearest firehall.
Ammunition may be expended until 24:00 hours.

Oh no, what will the crazed Dimmers use now for their mass shootings or BLM for their peaceful protests???

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Are we gonna arm bears now?

 

[bigrebnc1775]

In a sudden and totally unexpected decision, the United States Supreme Court effectively struck down the second amendment. By re-examining a word in the text, they have decided that the word "bear" should read "bare", and is merely the fault of a spell checker that ran afoul of homonyms.
As of tomorrow, all firearms are to be deposited at the nearest firehall.
Ammunition may be expended until 24:00 hours.

No they didn't

 

[miketx]

Are we gonna arm bears now?

You're really that stupid aren't you?

 

[miketx]

No they didn't

I was there! already turned mine in!

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

You're really that stupid aren't you?

Hey, if everyone has the right to bear arms then there is the right to arm bears.

 

[1srelluc]

Jim Crow for everyone!

 

[there4eyeM]

Oh no, what will the crazed Dimmers use now for their mass shootings or BLM for their peaceful protests???

Yeah, that's likely to cause a problem.

 

[there4eyeM]

Jim Crow for everyone!

We crow for Old Crow!

 

[there4eyeM]

Are we gonna arm bears now?

No, with arms bare. No firearms allowed, or at least aloud.

 

[there4eyeM]

They also say it is limited to arms with fringe.

 

[frigidweirdo]

In a sudden and totally unexpected decision, the United States Supreme Court effectively struck down the second amendment. By re-examining a word in the text, they have decided that the word "bear" should read "bare", and is merely the fault of a spell checker that ran afoul of homonyms.
As of tomorrow, all firearms are to be deposited at the nearest firehall.
Ammunition may be expended until 24:00 hours.

I thought it was the right to keep human and bear arms in the freezer after murdering people and bears.

 

[frigidweirdo]

They also say it is limited to arms with fringe.

Hmm, my arm doesn't have a fringe, do you think I'll lose my right to my arms?

 

[there4eyeM]

Hmm, my arm doesn't have a fringe, do you think I'll lose my right to my arms?

That's better than losing your right arm!

 

[there4eyeM]

I thought it was the right to keep human and bear arms in the freezer after murdering people and bears.

No, it's beers in the fridge, bears in the woods (so they can, uh, take care of necessary bodily functions), and bodies under the basement floor.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

They also say it is limited to arms with fringe.

I don't speak numbnuts could I please get a translator?

 

[there4eyeM]

I don't speak numbnuts could I please get a translator?

You need to translate into humor.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

You need to translate into humor.

Ok numbnuts

 

[frigidweirdo]

No, it's beers in the fridge, bears in the woods (so they can, uh, take care of necessary bodily functions), and bodies under the basement floor.

Clearly bodies under the floor is a massive constitutional right. I think it's the sort that is the soup-ream cort were to get rid of it, it'd start a revolution.