American born chickens are about to be sent to China to be processed, then returned to America for consumption.
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One has to ask why.
The answer, unless you're a stupid fast food worker, is simple.
Wages in America have been forced up by greedy trade unions in some attempt at communist equality so China, ironically a sort of communist country, can make money as capitalist America should have done.
What the greedy workers don't realise (probably because they aren't very bright) is, you force the wage bill up and something has to go.
Commonly, that's jobs.
That explains both the high unemployment figures and why chickens have become chinkens.
All you workers out there should heed this good advice and shut the hell up and do your jobs and be thankful you have a job at all.
And don't forget to kiss the boss' ass on a daily basis so he understands the appreciation you have for his beneficence.
Because without him, you'd be nothing.
On occasion, sarcasm can be a really bad idea as we see here.
The arse kissing bit may be a bit more than is required but the rest is very much true.
The bosses invest their cash and that provides work and a roof over the heads of those who are to lazy/stupid/useless to start and run their own businesses.
Bosses take the risks and have to make the million dollar choices every day.
Let's get it right, a crap worker can't do much wrong when operating an automatic burger grill.
That's why the poorly educated stupid people flip burgers and live in a shitty house whilst the well educated get to drive really nice cars and can have as many women as their tongues can handle.
As the owner of a burger restaurant, I take the risks but I will also take the rewards.
However, and this is what the stupid forget, I stand to lose a lot of money if it should fail.
Will the workers chip in, risk losing their houses and work crazy hours to make sure it takes off?
Fat chance so take your wage and enjoy it.
Yes, it's a new venture but I put MY cash into it and I'm doing my day job as well as spending my time here to get the place running.
Yes, burger burners, kiss my hairy arse and thank me for giving you work so you can pay your bills.