Suggest some topics for me! Please

[Nosmo King]

Don't ask how I knew this!

Real women know you always use clear nail polish on runs.


Duct tape is used for impromptu strapless bras.

Duct tape AND Boobs!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Here, I'll even start it for you

"I am Tiger Wood's Penis"

I don't know what the fuss is all about, not like I'm a big deal or anything. I feel no shame, no guilt, because, after all, I'm a dick. If Elin was nicer to me I wouldn't be so tempted to visit all those other women, ahhh, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm a penis, and I just like all the attention...

 

[Phoenix]

Domestic cats can swim, but don't like to and they're almost impossible to baptize.

 

[California Girl]

Domestic cats can swim, but don't like to and they're almost impossible to baptize.

Leave your brain to medical research, Phoenix.... you are an original!

 

[Phoenix]

Domestic cats can swim, but don't like to and they're almost impossible to baptize.

Leave your brain to medical research, Phoenix.... you are an original!

 

[FireGod]

Polyamory

The history of marriage

The use of diamonds in circuit boards

What happens in 2035 (hint a close encounter is due to happen)

Why US citizens continually refer to themselves as Americans when they actually mean US citizen.

Why using a douche is a bad thing.

 

[midcan5]

While I agree with one of comments that the real is real enough, this can be an interesting
means of thought. Consider only if Gore had won? Bush was so much a failure it just simply boggles the political mind.


Kim Stanley Robinson chapbook: how history works explained in fiction and essay Boing Boing

 

[Barb]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen....

I have to write ten articles - on absolutely any topic. I am kind of stuck on what else to write about. I've done all kinds of trival shit but I need to do some more. Anyone got any ideas? It can be as random as you like - all suggestions welcome. Only two are off limits - politics and economics - both of which I have done to death and I need to do some other shit for a change.

So, USMB, any ideas?

You could conduct a survey.

Moms with babies who had big heads.

Vaginal births only.

How old is the child (are the children)now?

Sure you love them, but do you still get a little pissed off thinking about it?

Do you get pissed off at the kid?
or
Do you get pissed off at the father?

Does it depend on who is in the room at the time?

Does it depend on them pissing you off on an unrelated matter?

ie:
"I didn't spend three days in back labor bringing your big head into this world to listen to a lot of lip!"
or
"I didn't spend three days in back labor bringing your big-headed offspring into this world to listen to a lot of lip!"

 

[Barb]

Write from the POV of Tiger Wood's penis

That would be short.

"It followed me home. Can I keep it? Please?"

 

[Barb]

damn... and here i thought we were real.

it must be the delusions talking... *sigh*

Now you've got it!

Plus, we could all be axe murderers and such. It's a scary internet world.

We could, and it is t is:

People worry about their relative’s activities on the Internet. Porn is the biggest concern, but the truth is that there are places far darker than Hustler, more addictive than prurient interests. The Internet is full of people wanting to be someone else, a world where, by assuming the mask of a stranger, they can truly be themselves. They’re more outspoken than they would dare in real time, confrontational, and downright rude. Cybernetic road rage, what a rush it is, what an unwholesome addiction. What a wonderful and untapped playground for a predator.

That's from a short story I wrote for my undergraduate degree. The Message Board Murders:

View attachment $Message Board Murders.doc

 

[jjreview]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen....

I have to write ten articles - on absolutely any topic. I am kind of stuck on what else to write about. I've done all kinds of trival shit but I need to do some more. Anyone got any ideas? It can be as random as you like - all suggestions welcome. Only two are off limits - politics and economics - both of which I have done to death and I need to do some other shit for a change.

So, USMB, any ideas?

Seriously, you can't come up with any ideas?

1. Internet changes of language and writing, acceptable misspellings, certain rules are changing. For instance who/whom was a rule that was already clinging by a thread -- now it's just a historical footnote. I noticed the difference between how and why was long ago dead, before the internet ("Why am I an asshole?" "I don't have any clue why you're an asshole!" "I mean ... HOW am I an asshole?" "Oh, because you tripped that old lady")

2. The internet and electronic age have also changed cliches. But I can't think of any now. A cliche would be a simile. The one that I use that I have never been able to come up with a modern eq. is "the pot calling the kettle black." For some reason, I can't think of anything else to say.

3. Microcosm/macrocosm economic relationship. What can someone do in this economy to protect him or herself from the broader macro trend, such as the weakening of the dollar. Commercials are trying to get you to sell your gold, but this would be a HUGE mistake. You're a chick. So think chick things. That I know nothing about. But girls are better with money, or so I'm told.

4. Law and order. They are arresting 6 year old girls in new york for writing on desks. The law as a medium of intersocial relationship just doesn't work! Do we all have to go to jail before we are able to see that we are able to relate to each other and forgive each other?

5. DRM, hollywood, and file sharing. The internet has balkanized the entertainment market into a million plus niche markets. Hollywood, as an entertainment manufacturer, long ago hit the panic button. Big blockbusters long ago died. They are fewer and farther between (avatar). Write about that.

6. I noticed a high sexualization of words. "Women come first" used to mean ... you know, opening a door for a woman. Now it means something totally different. Cream pie used to mean a cream pie, now it means ... you know what it means. We have innuendos in broad daylight. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but you have to ask yourself where it comes from. Why is there such an enormous porn culture? Google "juice" or "tight" ... or "box" ... words that used to mean juice and tight ... and box ... or WORSE, just Google "teen." So what percentage of teens are over 18? 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 ... that's 2/7 or 28%. Yet the word teen in google ... so how is it that the word teen is hugely sexualized yet sex is only legal in 28% of the usage of the word?

That's all I got.

 

[California Girl]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen....

I have to write ten articles - on absolutely any topic. I am kind of stuck on what else to write about. I've done all kinds of trival shit but I need to do some more. Anyone got any ideas? It can be as random as you like - all suggestions welcome. Only two are off limits - politics and economics - both of which I have done to death and I need to do some other shit for a change.

So, USMB, any ideas?

Seriously, you can't come up with any ideas?

1. Internet changes of language and writing, acceptable misspellings, certain rules are changing. For instance who/whom was a rule that was already clinging by a thread -- now it's just a historical footnote. I noticed the difference between how and why was long ago dead, before the internet ("Why am I an asshole?" "I don't have any clue why you're an asshole!" "I mean ... HOW am I an asshole?" "Oh, because you tripped that old lady")

2. The internet and electronic age have also changed cliches. But I can't think of any now. A cliche would be a simile. The one that I use that I have never been able to come up with a modern eq. is "the pot calling the kettle black." For some reason, I can't think of anything else to say.

3. Microcosm/macrocosm economic relationship. What can someone do in this economy to protect him or herself from the broader macro trend, such as the weakening of the dollar. Commercials are trying to get you to sell your gold, but this would be a HUGE mistake. You're a chick. So think chick things. That I know nothing about. But girls are better with money, or so I'm told.

4. Law and order. They are arresting 6 year old girls in new york for writing on desks. The law as a medium of intersocial relationship just doesn't work! Do we all have to go to jail before we are able to see that we are able to relate to each other and forgive each other?

5. DRM, hollywood, and file sharing. The internet has balkanized the entertainment market into a million plus niche markets. Hollywood, as an entertainment manufacturer, long ago hit the panic button. Big blockbusters long ago died. They are fewer and farther between (avatar). Write about that.

6. I noticed a high sexualization of words. "Women come first" used to mean ... you know, opening a door for a woman. Now it means something totally different. Cream pie used to mean a cream pie, now it means ... you know what it means. We have innuendos in broad daylight. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but you have to ask yourself where it comes from. Why is there such an enormous porn culture? Google "juice" or "tight" ... or "box" ... words that used to mean juice and tight ... and box ... or WORSE, just Google "teen." So what percentage of teens are over 18? 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 ... that's 2/7 or 28%. Yet the word teen in google ... so how is it that the word teen is hugely sexualized yet sex is only legal in 28% of the usage of the word?

That's all I got.

Thanks. No need to get condescending about it. I write a lot so every so often I hit a wall of what to do next.

 

[Big Black Dog]

1. First kiss.
2. Funniest event in a public place.
3. Best pet you ever had.
4. Bad hair day.
5. First airplane ride.
6. Favorite ice cream.