Bwahahahahaha!! The teeth are made of ivory, you high school dropout. I've fuck'n seen the teeth in person.
And this organization currently has possession of the teeth
They left out the part where he took some from slaves... of course.
You do realize that he had more than one set, right?
Here's from the Mount Vernon Soceity.
We know that George Washington participated in one purchase of teeth from unidentified enslaved persons at Mount Vernon. A record of this transaction is entered twice in George Washington’s financial records. In May 1784, the Mount Vernon plantation manager, Lund Washington, recorded, in his journal of accounts, under the heading, “Cash p[ai]d on Acc[oun]t of Genrl. Washington” the following transaction: “To p[ai]d Negroes for 9 Teeth, on acc[oun]t of the French Dentis [sic] Doctr Lemay [sic].” This same transaction was subsequently transcribed in George Washington’s ledger of accounts, as a credit to Lund: “By Cash pd Negroes for 9 Teeth on Acc[oun]t of Dr Lemoin.” According to the best practices of 18th-century bookkeeping, the journal of accounts contained a simple listing of payments and receipts as they occurred; the ledger of accounts organized this information on a client by client basis, using a more complex system of double entry bookkeeping.2
Washington and Teeth from Enslaved People
www.mountvernon.org
I can't think of a better metaphor for America, actually...
We've gone from THIS...
to this...