What he's promised:
"Dying industries will come roaring back to life." Which industries is he talking about here? It's so vague no one could ever hold him to such a statement.
"Heroic Veterans will get the care they desperately need." As opposed to those veterans who got shot, captured, injured in any way because they're not heroes for him, they're just pathetic losers. Will veterans get more spending? "
"Our military will be given the resources its brave warriors so richly deserve", so apparently they deserve resources, are we assuming this is resources they don't have right now? Like what? Hot chicks in battle? Is this a pledge at more spending on the military? Didn't he say he wanted to cut back on the military? Don't these "brave warriors" deserve F-35s instead of F-18s?
"Crumbling infrastructure will be replaced with new roads, bridges, tunnels, airports and railways, gleaming across our very, very beautiful land", wait, has he promised "gleaming" roads and bridges etc. Do the people want "gleaming" roads? Or just roads that function?
"Our terrible drug epidemic will slow down and ultimately stop", oh, this one is precious. How many presidents have tried to stop the drug epidemic? How many have succeeded? Trump won't succeed either, it's just not going to happen.
"and our neglected inner cities will see a rebirth of hope, safety and opportunity", well, if he could pull this one off he'd be king, but he won't.
What are the chances he managed to do all of these things? About 0%. What are the chances he does half? Well, he can do the ones where he increases spending. Where's all this money going to come from? All of a sudden he's gone from cutting back taxes to talking about spending EVEN MORE.