State of the Union Address

[Votto]

This became the first State of the Union address with, count'em, 77 exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It began with a grief-stricken father who lost his son in Afghanistan began to heckle the President and was quickly arrested and taken away by authorities, as Joe was out for blood and taking no prisoners............er...........um..........scratch that, taking at least one prisoner, assumingly to wind up in jail for the next 50 years with the rest of the January 6th crowd, but I think that is just common sense.

It Joe began with attacking Big Pharma. "I want to cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month for every American," he said. "All we have to do is lay down the law, or wind up with the poor soul I just had escorted out of here. And that goes for Big Construction as well. Why is the price of the average home now half a million dollars? It has nothing to do with my polices, no, its all about Big Construction, which is why I also want to cap the cost of a house at $250,000!!!!!!!!! Greedy bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I sure hope the Supreme Court watched all this, as I'm sure they don't want to wind up on my bad side like the father of that dead marine".

Joe then was given a breathing treatment and some oxygen and resumed his rant.

"That leads me to Big Burger, why does it now take $50 just to buy a burger at Five Guys!!!!??? I want to cap the price of burgers at $10, this MAGA greed has to end!!!!"

The President continued, "You know, I'm also sick to death of all the criticism over immigration. Take Lincoln Riley, for example, she was shot dead at a play here in Washington and they want to blame illegals. He added: "My lifetime has taught me to embrace freedom and democracy. To respect everyone. To give everyone a fair shot, no pun intended, to give hate no safe harbor for those who want to jail this poor undocumented worker. Now some other people my age see a different story: an American story of resentment, revenge, and retribution. That's not me. Don't get me wrong, some people deserve jail, like the father I had dragged out of here tonight, but most in this country are people of color and not like that white privileged guy who hopefully won't see the light of day for decades, if there is any Merrit Garland justice left in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done Mr. President, and thank you for showing us the true Joe Biden.



Oh, and build more jails, we are going to need them.

 

[Blaster]

Probably the most hateful and divisive SOTU address ever. Biden is a disgrace.

 

[Votto]

Probably the most hateful and divisive SOTU address ever. Biden is a disgrace.

He is just ushering in the new fascism.

Someone had to do it after all.

It's either that or give people a voice in government.

 

[airplanemechanic]

I thought democrats were the party of unity. Words are cheap. Actions speak much louder. Their actions are that they are the party of hatred, violence and divisiveness.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Weatherman2020]

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This became the first State of the Union address with, count'em, 77 exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It began with a grief-stricken father who lost his son in Afghanistan began to heckle the President and was quickly arrested and taken away by authorities, as Joe was out for blood and taking no prisoners............er...........um..........scratch that, taking at least one prisoner, assumingly to wind up in jail for the next 50 years with the rest of the January 6th crowd, but I think that is just common sense.

It Joe began with attacking Big Pharma. "I want to cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month for every American," he said. "All we have to do is lay down the law, or wind up with the poor soul I just had escorted out of here. And that goes for Big Construction as well. Why is the price of the average home now half a million dollars? It has nothing to do with my polices, no, its all about Big Construction, which is why I also want to cap the cost of a house at $250,000!!!!!!!!! Greedy bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I sure hope the Supreme Court watched all this, as I'm sure they don't want to wind up on my bad side like the father of that dead marine".

Joe then was given a breathing treatment and some oxygen and resumed his rant.

"That leads me to Big Burger, why does it now take $50 just to buy a burger at Five Guys!!!!??? I want to cap the price of burgers at $10, this MAGA greed has to end!!!!"

The President continued, "You know, I'm also sick to death of all the criticism over immigration. Take Lincoln Riley, for example, she was shot dead at a play here in Washington and they want to blame illegals. He added: "My lifetime has taught me to embrace freedom and democracy. To respect everyone. To give everyone a fair shot, no pun intended, to give hate no safe harbor for those who want to jail this poor undocumented worker. Now some other people my age see a different story: an American story of resentment, revenge, and retribution. That's not me. Don't get me wrong, some people deserve jail, like the father I had dragged out of here tonight, but most in this country are people of color and not like that white privileged guy who hopefully won't see the light of day for decades, if there is any Merrit Garland justice left in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done Mr. President, and thank you for showing us the true Joe Biden.



Oh, and build more jails, we are going to need them.

I survived watching the State of the Union Show. I most enjoyed the part when he said “In closing…” — and people cheered and applauded.

 

[sparky]

10 Achievements Biden Covered During The State Of The Union

Another State of the Union address is upon us! As frightening as that may be to hear, it is important for the American people to hear from the president and find out about all the things that have been accomplished in the last year.

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