St. Peter

[The ClayTaurus]

...and one not for conservatives.

Einstein
dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein,
but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in.
Can you prove who you really are?"



Einstein
ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and
some chalk?"



Saint Peter
snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.



Einstein
proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of
relativity.



Saint Peter
is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!"



The next to
arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials.



Picasso
asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"



Saint Peter
says, "Go ahead."



Picasso
erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural With
just a few strokes of chalk.



Saint Peter
claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"



Then Saint
Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head
and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity.



How can you
prove yours?



George W
looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"



Saint Peter
sighs, "Come on in, George."

 

[Annie]

So is this 'fair and balanced' humor?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

So is this 'fair and balanced' humor?

I have an identity to conceal...