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After Speaker McCarthy just agreed to the DNC spending plan, with zero concessions to conservatives, he also announced his plans to marry Nancy Pelosi. "We just can't hide it anymore," announced McCarthy, "We are getting married tomorrow." A reported questioned McCarthy about the marriage saying, "Isn't this against the law since you are both already married"? "Law, what is that", questioned McCarthy, "Oh, you mean those things we used to lock up protesters on January 6th for 50 years or more?" "Yes", said the reporter, "Those things".
Nancy Pelosi interrupted, "Well, I would not really call him my husband, as he is more of a cuckold so like Hunter on his crack pipe while Joe and his family are receiving millions from communist China, no laws are being broken I can assure you". "It involves whips and chains and him running around on all fours barking like a dog." "Bow wow!" interjected McCarthy. "Not hear you idiot or I will beat you!" shouted Pelosi, "I bet that is what you really want isn't it, you want beat to a pulp like my last husband begged me to do, well it was fun when we did it but we really can't afford the bad press anymore, M'mkay?" "Sicko!"