Something to take the stress off today

[Comrade]

I can feel the stress from everyone as the clock ticks down, so have a long and hard laugh for a second at Germany's expense:


German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html

Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.

Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.

They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German penises were too small for standard EU condoms.

"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.

"There should be a rethink and the EU statisticians should check their figures again. After all, they have also ruled EU standard condoms should be able to hold 18 litres of fluid without breaking, which also seems a bit excessive."

Muuuhahaha!

 

[dilloduck]

I can feel the stress from everyone as the clock ticks down, so have a long and hard laugh for a second at Germany's expense:


German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html





Muuuhahaha!

LMAO ty !!!!!!!!

 

[dmp]

it's the size/composition of thier BALLS which I was questioning...

 

[Said1]

He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.

Yeah right.

Great find, up to your usual standard I see.

 

[Bonnie]

Sounds like Gunther has ample pride in his work

So metric really isn't better huh???

 

[Mr. P]

I can feel the stress from everyone as the clock ticks down, so have a long and hard laugh for a second at Germany's expense:


German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html





Muuuhahaha!

Your penis would shrink too if faced with one of those un-shaven masculine German women!
:rotflmao:

 

[Bonnie]

Your penis would shrink too if faced with one of those un-shaven masculine German women!
:rotflmao:

Oh my gosh too funny!!! :rotflmao: Vat is Rong wit Frauline??

 

[Comrade]

Your penis would shrink too if faced with one of those un-shaven masculine German women!
:rotflmao:

At least the laughing is long and hard!

Hehe.

 

[musicman]

No wonder Hitler was so mean.

 

[Bonnie]

So what's the long and short of this??

 

[Said1]

No wonder Hitler was so mean.

You're probably right, and it may explain the little box above his lip. He probably liked symmetry.

 

[Avatar4321]

They are trying to say the average size of a european is nearly 8 inches? right.... Some standards.

I guess the EU standards are just mediums compared to American

 

[dmp]

Frankly, I'm no one to joke...I'm only 3.5"...but a lot of women don't like it that wide...it's a blessing-curse thing.

 

[Mr. P]

So what's the long and short of this??

That's HARD to explain, Bonnie.

 

[Comrade]

That's HARD to explain, Bonnie.

I think she should expand and elongate her bone of contention...

 

[Mr. P]

I think she should expand and elongate her bone of contention...

:rotflmao: YEP!

 

[-Cp]

Does it really matter who wins? Either way God is in complete control and nothing that happens under the sun in this election will surprise him and he'll end up doing his will regardless