So who else is gonna make a big bang tonight at midnight?

[JGalt]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

Followed by the Colt...

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

Then some .44 magnum...

Then the Taurus P2C...

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

 

[occupied]

When I want to jerk-off I just get some lotion.

 

[Moonglow]

Besides time is there anything else you kill with all them firearms?

 

[JGalt]

When I want to jerk-off I just get some lotion.

That's because you're poor. My jerk-off sessions involve a little more than a $2.30 bottle of lotion, so go be poor somewhere else.

 

[JGalt]

Besides time is there anything else you kill with all them firearms?

Trees. I hate trees, with their pointy-stabby branches and their scary-looking bark. Some people hug the wooden bastards, I just like killin' 'em 'cause they're scary.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Is that cobwebs I see on the Glock????
Shame on you. Jeez.

 

[mudwhistle]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

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Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

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Followed by the Colt...

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Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

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Then some .44 magnum...

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Then the Taurus P2C...

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And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

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You are so lucky.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

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Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

View attachment 435651

Followed by the Colt...

View attachment 435652

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

View attachment 435653

Then some .44 magnum...

View attachment 435654

Then the Taurus P2C...

View attachment 435658

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

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Sooooo. You're going to take your weapons...and fire them up into the air???
Where have I seen this before???

 

[JGalt]

Is that cobwebs I see on the Glock????
Shame on you. Jeez.

It's pecker lint, 'cause I usually carry it stuffed in my panties. Any other questions?

 

[mudwhistle]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

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Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

View attachment 435651

Followed by the Colt...

View attachment 435652

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

View attachment 435653

Then some .44 magnum...

View attachment 435654

Then the Taurus P2C...

View attachment 435658

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

View attachment 435657

You are so lucky.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Is that cobwebs I see on the Glock????
Shame on you. Jeez.

It's pecker lint, 'cause I usually carry it stuffed in my panties. Any other questions?

So....you shot your pecker off and now the space collects lint?
Not very hygenic.

 

[JGalt]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

View attachment 435650

Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

View attachment 435651

Followed by the Colt...

View attachment 435652

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

View attachment 435653

Then some .44 magnum...

View attachment 435654

Then the Taurus P2C...

View attachment 435658

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

View attachment 435657

Sooooo. You're going to take your weapons...and fire them up into the air???
Where have I seen this before???

No self-respecting redneck fires in the air. There's nothing up there to hit but God, and He's bullet-proof. It's New Year's Eve, not a Middle Eastern wedding, so nobody gets shot tonight.

Everything behind the house is straight uphill. Nothing but dirt, rocks, and trees.

Basic rules of firearms safety #4: "Be sure of your target and what's behind it. A bullet can travel up to a mile or more."

I'm no amateur at this.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I don't see this ending well for you tonight

 

[Shawnee_b]

When I want to jerk-off I just get some lotion.

Figures you just spank the monkey. I get a girl instead and let her blow me.

 

[Shawnee_b]

I do a bang every NY eve. Usually just 3 shots from a 12 ga but wife wants to dump her S&W Scandium tonight. Got some 223 and 06 tracers but moved and can't find them!

 

[irosie91]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

View attachment 435650

Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

View attachment 435651

Followed by the Colt...

View attachment 435652

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

View attachment 435653

Then some .44 magnum...

View attachment 435654

Then the Taurus P2C...

View attachment 435658

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

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be very careful-------lead tends to find its way into heads.
BTW could you define BIG BANG before you DO IT?

 

[JGalt]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

View attachment 435650

Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

View attachment 435651

Followed by the Colt...

View attachment 435652

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

View attachment 435653

Then some .44 magnum...

View attachment 435654

Then the Taurus P2C...

View attachment 435658

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

View attachment 435657

You are so lucky.

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Who's that twerking slut in your sig line? I want to have her babies.

 

[citygator]

Not me. After getting some last night my wife said that was it for the year. No Big Bang for me tonight sadly.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

When I want to jerk-off I just get some lotion.

Figures you just spank the monkey. I get a girl instead and let her blow me.

........while emptying a 30 round mag.

 

[JGalt]

Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.

Not this year.

This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.

View attachment 435650

Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...

View attachment 435651

Followed by the Colt...

View attachment 435652

Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...

View attachment 435653

Then some .44 magnum...

View attachment 435654

Then the Taurus P2C...

View attachment 435658

And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.

View attachment 435657

be very careful-------lead tends to find its way into heads.
BTW could you define BIG BANG before you DO IT?

My bullets are magic bullets. They've been blessed by a local priest, so they only hit what they're aimed at.