Not me. After getting some last night my wife said that was it for the year. No Big Bang for me tonight sadly.
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Not me. After getting some last night my wife said that was it for the year. No Big Bang for me tonight sadly.
Ever watch Parks & Recreation?View attachment 435665You are so lucky.Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.
Not this year.
This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.
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Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...
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Followed by the Colt...
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Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...
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Then some .44 magnum...
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Then the Taurus P2C...
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And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.
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Who's that twerking slut in your sig line? I want to have her babies.
Bro, I'm banging the fuck out of this bottle. My daughter made some baked chicken and potatoes and I just cracked this bottle. Cheap shit but effective.Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.
Not this year.
This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.
View attachment 435650
Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...
View attachment 435651
Followed by the Colt...
View attachment 435652
Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...
View attachment 435653
Then some .44 magnum...
View attachment 435654
Then the Taurus P2C...
View attachment 435658
And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.
View attachment 435657
Ever watch Parks & Recreation?View attachment 435665You are so lucky.Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.
Not this year.
This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.
View attachment 435650
Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...
View attachment 435651
Followed by the Colt...
View attachment 435652
Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...
View attachment 435653
Then some .44 magnum...
View attachment 435654
Then the Taurus P2C...
View attachment 435658
And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.
View attachment 435657
Who's that twerking slut in your sig line? I want to have her babies.
When I want to jerk-off I just get some lotion.
Looks like I've been granted a reprieve this year, thanks to the Rona virus. The wife and I usually go to a crappy party with some of her community-theater friends on New Year's Eve. There I'd have to play stupid board games with a bunch of liberals whom I had nothing in common, eat crappy snacks because the party host is diabetic, watch reruns of old B&W Twilight Zone episodes, and drink some horrible green concoction made out of mint and some watered-down liquor at midnight.
Not this year.
This year I'm gonna make a big bada-boom. We live out in the country with 100 acres of woods around us. This year is going to go out with a bang, like the rest of my neighbors usually do on New Year's Eve. I've been hearing the sounds of gunfire all day and midnight is when it comes to a full crescendo.
View attachment 435650
Think I'll let off a couple magazines from the Glock first...
View attachment 435651
Followed by the Colt...
View attachment 435652
Then the tricked-out Ruger P-89...
View attachment 435653
Then some .44 magnum...
View attachment 435654
Then the Taurus P2C...
View attachment 435658
And to top it off, a couple mag dumps from the AK. Every fifth round is a tracer. That should be fun.
View attachment 435657
I don't see this ending well for you tonight
One makes do with what one has. Enjoy!No shooting tonight, but we've got tequila, vodka, Carolans Irish Cream, strawberry daiquiris, and lime-a-ritas.
Happy New Year!
Happy new Year, you luck dog. All I have is this shit...
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I don't see this ending well for you tonight
It's ok. I have a full trauma kit with CAT tourniquets, Israeli bandages, and everything else for gunshot wounds.
Ooops. It's in the car and the wife ran to town for something. I'm fucked.