Skateboarding will make its debut at this summer's Olympics in Tokyo

[basquebromance]

the Japanese skateboarding team will dominate.

Japan’s Skateboarders Roll, Warily, Out of the Shadows

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

What comes next? Solo Cup flipping? Fancy card shuffling? Team twerking?

Jesus, Japan! Come on, man! I used to feel sorry for dropping the A-bomb on you. And tsunamis.
And nuclear reactor melt downs. And your plummeting birth rate....but I am rethinking things now.