Singles bar

[JohnL.Burke]

I've given up on men. (I'm female, in case you didn't know.) I have yet to meet one that hasn't lied to or tried to deceive me.

Is this a Harry met Sally moment?

If she has an orgasm, and there's no one around to hear it - wait. What!?

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

 

[Katzndogz]

One of the early message boards was Newsmax. Several couples met there, on-line and married. It's not impossible.

 

[Derideo_Te]

One of the early message boards was Newsmax. Several couples met there, on-line and married. It's not impossible.

The earliest "on-line" community was the telegraph. Apparently that led to at least one marriage too.

Sacramento Daily Union 8 October 1872 ? California Digital Newspaper Collection

Sacramento Daily Union, Volume 44, Number 6713, 8 October 1872

ROMANTIC MARRIAGE OF TELEGRAPH OPERATORS.
[From the Journal of the Telepraph.] The report of Scudamore, the Director of Postal Telegraphs in Great Britain, contains a romance of the most original description . Alter saying how successful he has found tbe- system of employing male and fomale cleric together, and how much the tone of tbe mtn has beeu raised by the association, and ho» well the women perform the checking or fault finding branches of the work, he uoes on to Bpeak of friendships formed by clerks at either end of a telegraph wire. They begin by chatting in the intervals of their work, and very soon become fast friends. "It is a fact," com trues Scudamore, " that a telegraph cleik in London, who was engaged on a wire to Berlin, formed an acquaintance with, and an attachment for — mark the official style ot the language — a female clerk who worked on the same wire in Berlin ; that he made a proposal of marriage to her. and that she accepted him without having seen him. They were married, and the marriage resulting from the electiic affinities is supposed to have turned out as well as those in which the senses are more apparently concerned." Nor must tbe prudent reader run away with the idea that these ;oung persons were very rash, or that they married without due acquaintance. For it is a fact that a clerk at one end of a wire can readily tell, by fhe way iv which the clerk at the other end does his work, "whether he is passionate or sulky, cheerful or dull, sanguine or phlegmatic, ill-natured or good-natured."

 

[WelfareQueen]

Is this a Harry met Sally moment?

If she has an orgasm, and there's no one around to hear it - wait. What!?

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

I think we've identified the problem.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Is this a Harry met Sally moment?

If she has an orgasm, and there's no one around to hear it - wait. What!?

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

If you root around deep enough...

 

[Statistikhengst]

If she has an orgasm, and there's no one around to hear it - wait. What!?

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

I think we've identified the problem.

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

 

[Derideo_Te]

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

I think we've identified the problem.

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

I suspect that you are not the one who is , Stat!

 

[Statistikhengst]

I think we've identified the problem.

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

I suspect that you are not the one who is , Stat!

Bow - Arrow - Target - Penetrate Target. Aaaahhhh! Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

 

[Ava]

Is this a Harry met Sally moment?

If she has an orgasm, and there's no one around to hear it - wait. What!?

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

 

[Statistikhengst]

If she has an orgasm, and there's no one around to hear it - wait. What!?

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

And in the back of my head, I was just calculating to predict which buxom babe would be the first to respond to Burke's "astoundishment"**. Hmmm, your name was almost at the very top of the list...

**copyright Statistihengst, 2013

 

[Statistikhengst]

I think we've identified the problem.

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

I suspect that you are not the one who is , Stat!

Gotta dash to work but do ask me later about the story about a girl named Shiella and the 4 dimensions. You will like it.

 

[Esmeralda]

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

I suspect that you are not the one who is , Stat!

Bow - Arrow - Target - Penetrate Target. Aaaahhhh! Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

 

[Derideo_Te]

I suspect that you are not the one who is , Stat!

Bow - Arrow - Target - Penetrate Target. Aaaahhhh! Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Yes, it would be nice to play with those!

 

[Statistikhengst]

I suspect that you are not the one who is , Stat!

Bow - Arrow - Target - Penetrate Target. Aaaahhhh! Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

I accept your gracious offer!

 

[WelfareQueen]

WAIT!!!! Women have orgasms?

I think we've identified the problem.

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

Please....he is not gay....he is a young metrosexual pajama boy who lives with with mom and dad and cares passionately about health insurance. Now your avi.....definitely gay.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I think we've identified the problem.

Well, one of them.

Your avis confuse me. First you are a huge black woman who has obviously eaten one potato chip too many, now you are a very gently gay guy.

I iz confuzed.

Please....he is not gay....he is a young metrosexual pajama boy who lives with with mom and dad and cares passionately about health insurance. Now your avi.....definitely gay.

Haaaaa!!!

Hey, my dude is hetero. You know, we hetero dudes can also have hot bods!!

 

[April]

Sooo...who's gonna buy me a drink?

 

[Statistikhengst]

Sooo...who's gonna buy me a drink?

What'll it be, babe?

 

[April]

Sooo...who's gonna buy me a drink?

What'll it be, babe?

Jack and Cherry Coke pleeze... with lot's of cherries.

Nice tighty you got on there...

 

[Statistikhengst]

Sooo...who's gonna buy me a drink?

What'll it be, babe?

Jack and Cherry Coke pleeze... with lot's of cherries.

Nice tighty you got on there...

I don't wear that tighty when sleeping.

Oh, and I love cherry, too.