ShamWow Guy Goes ShamPow On Hooker

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Vince Shlomi… you know, that “ShamWow” guy… was apparently arrested in Miami Beach after a fight with an alleged prostitute.

According to The Smoking Gun , Shlomi allegedly hired the prostitute and took her back to a hotel, where they proceeded to get their business transaction underway. This happened last month.

The arrest affidavit says that Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to authorities, Shlomi punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both of them were arrested on felony aggravated battery charges.

Vince the ShamWow Guy's Prostitute Fight Arrest

There are just too many jokes about this.

 

[PoliticalChic]

OMG! It's Xotoxi!

 

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OMG! It's Xotoxi!

Um....which one?

 

[Xenophon]

That dickwad must be making big money to have a thousand bucks for a hooker.

 

[manu1959]

bet he is relieved he stuck is tounge in there first.....

 

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That dickwad must be making big money to have a thousand bucks for a hooker.

For a grand, he could have done better.

 

[PoliticalChic]

OMG! It's Xotoxi!

Um....which one?

Ouch.

 

[manu1959]

That dickwad must be making big money to have a thousand bucks for a hooker.

For a grand, he could have done better.

i am sure she looked good pre-beat down......

 

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That dickwad must be making big money to have a thousand bucks for a hooker.

For a grand, he could have done better.

i am sure she looked good pre-beat down......

Really?

Possible. But I don't see it.

 

[xotoxi]

I slapchopped that bitch alright!

She wasn't going to pay me!!!

 

[xotoxi]

That dickwad must be making big money to have a thousand bucks for a hooker.

For a grand, he could have done better.

i am sure she looked good pre-beat down......

You're probably right, if you're into that heavily-used type of woman.

 

[Xenophon]

Like Vince.

 

[random3434]

None of this would have happened if she would have been dressed liked this:

 

[xotoxi]

For a grand, he could have done better.

i am sure she looked good pre-beat down......

Really?

Possible. But I don't see it.

I bet she looked pretty good pre-beatdown, pre-heroin, and pre-whoring.

But all those conditions would probably take her all the way back to age 14...so NO COMMENT.

 

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None of this would have happened if she would have been dressed liked this:

Not too shabby. Still not 1K worthy though.