Seattle man strolls across freeway, steals lady cop's vehicle after tossing her to the ground

[Orangecat]

Except for your neighbor's security camera that catches the whole thing! Then you'll wind up on Dateline or one of those other murder mystery shows. You are hilarious!

My neighbor would shoot your dumb ass, too.

Do you do stand-up?

Do you sit down to pee?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

My neighbor would shoot your dumb ass, too.

Do you sit down to pee?

Then your neighbor would go to jail too! You can be cellmates and give each other midnight reach-arounds!

 

[Orangecat]

Then your neighbor would go to jail too! You can be cellmates and give each other midnight reach-arounds!

Your fantasies aren’t unexpected considering your politics, rear-admiral.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Your fantasies aren’t unexpected considering your politics, rear-admiral.

Why do you support violating people's constitutional rights? Are you a flaming liberal at heart?

 

[Orangecat]

Why do you support violating people's constitutional rights? Are you a flaming liberal at heart?

You’re neither witty nor intelligent enough to be interesting, son. Move along.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

You’re neither witty nor intelligent enough to be interesting, son. Move along.

Son? You ain't my Daddy! When are you going to say something that doesn't originate in your testicles?

 

[Orangecat]

When are you going to say something that doesn't originate in your testicles?

When are you going to say something that doesn’t originate in your sandy vagina?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

When are you going to say something that doesn’t originate in your sandy vagina?

Is that your girlfriend's name Sandy?

 

[Orangecat]

Is that your girlfriend's name Sandy?

Learn to use commas, you illiterate imbecile.
Happy New Year, btw. It’s not too late to get your GED.

 

[beagle9]

Learn to use commas, you illiterate imbecile.
Happy New Year, btw. It’s not too late to get your GED.

Awe man, you got him before he could get you on the the grammar nazi thing.. That was awesome, because he looks for stuff like that, just like an eagle looks for a rabbit in the bush.

 

[Lisa558]

Boy this thread is officially dead now that I added three assholes to my ignore list!

My NY resolution is to add each and every antisemite from the UK and Australia (there are several) to my Iggy List.

Just saying.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Learn to use commas, you illiterate imbecile.
Happy New Year, btw. It’s not too late to get your GED.

He was probably loaded.

 

[Orangecat]

He was probably loaded.

Stupid, regardless.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Stupid, regardless.

Always.

 

[badbob85037]

Trying to jerk a TN Highway Patrol officer out of their THP cruiser is an excellent way to get shot, be it, through the window, through the door, through the open door, from the pavement up into his ass. What the heck? Sounds fine to me.

My dad was a cop. He would tell me that women cops were good at dropping their handguns into the toilet.

 

[White 6]

My dad was a cop. He would tell me that women cops were good at dropping their handguns into the toilet.

Ewww!