I make magnets & sell them so I have quite a collection of sayings. Tho't I'd share a few.
* Make someone happy. Mind your own business!
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
* Screw the Golden Years.
* A good day is when the shit hits the fan & I have time to duck.
* Being near you gives me butterflies. No wait-----that's nausea.
* March isn't the only thing-in like a lion out like a lamb.
* If I want your opinon I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
* My girlfriend called me a pervert. Such a big word for a girl of nine.
* I drink coffee for YOUR protection.
* You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not a professional anymore.
* Ain't been there. Don't wanna do that.
* Suck it? Naw--I tend to choke on small things.
* Which is worse ignorance or apathy? Don't know, don't care.
* Make someone happy. Mind your own business!
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
* Screw the Golden Years.
* A good day is when the shit hits the fan & I have time to duck.
* Being near you gives me butterflies. No wait-----that's nausea.
* March isn't the only thing-in like a lion out like a lamb.
* If I want your opinon I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
* My girlfriend called me a pervert. Such a big word for a girl of nine.
* I drink coffee for YOUR protection.
* You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not a professional anymore.
* Ain't been there. Don't wanna do that.
* Suck it? Naw--I tend to choke on small things.
* Which is worse ignorance or apathy? Don't know, don't care.
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