For the record, "Wry" and "Catcher" are connected from the book by Bob Uecker. I too wore the tools of ignorance for 12 years.
Quotes form Bob Uecker:
When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up
Career highlights? I had two - I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.
O.K.
Thanks for telling us that.
Might I make a recommendation? Put that explanation in your signature, because it really isn't "ignorance."
Most folks would agree with me, that you are being arrogant, pompous, and assumptive.
Everyone is going to make the safe assumption I just made if you don't put that explanation in your signature and they will all think you are just an agnsty liberal late 20-30 something prog. douche bag.
Believe or not, when you aren't being a super arrogant prick, I agree with Mr. Dresden, it
IS nice to have deep thinkers around here. Don't be so dogmatic all the time, nor assume you are smarter than everyone, and you won't generate so much loathing.
Trust me, it is not ignorance that will lead folks to make this assumption, it is your very specific individualized experience. Kudos to that.