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Sasha Skochilenko's crime was swapping supermarket price tags with anti-war messages. Oleg Tarasov was locked up because of the name he gave his Wi-Fi network. Aleksey Moskalyov was convicted of discrediting the Russian military for a drawing his 13-year-old daughter made at school.
That is why Vladimir Putin, 71, Russia's longest serving leader since Soviet dictator Josef Stalin, was almost certainly expected to emerge victorious in the nation's eighth presidential election, however, democracy had other ideas.
Instead, Joe Biden seems to have won the Russian election by some 80 million votes despite not even being on the ballot. Putin stated, "The election was rigged, there is no other explanation for these results, Biden was not even on the ballot!!!" However, when pressed to provide the world with proof that the election had been rigged in Biden's favor, the Putin regime was unable to provide such proof. Putin's right hand man they call Vladamir the pillow man, who sells pillows on the side, said he would find such evidence if it killed him, especially if he could not find the evidence in the next week.
President Biden then spoke on the issue, "Come on man, you lost fair and square you two dogged pony solider!! Putin riggs elections by prosecuting those that run against him so get off your high horse man!! Stop being an insurrectionist and embrace democracy for which this countryesmethergism." When asked what was to be done with the Ukraine, President Biden said as leader of Russia he would continue the war in the Ukraine while still funding the Ukraine with arms saying, "I feel compelled to continue the war cuz you know, democracy, you know the thing, the people seem to love the war but I also have to support fighting the war at the same time cuz that is so popular to do in the US".
Biden apparently won the election despite having an approval rating in Russia of a negative 12,352%
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