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A little over six years ago, on the Floor of the House, President Obama invited the House Republicans to show their health care plan to him. To make it look good for themselves on C-SPAN, they waved something at him that looked like a healthcare plan.
Blank pieces of paper. The Republicans waved blank pieces of paper at the President of the United States. That was their healthcare plan.
I didnāt like that. So I wrote to those whores for the plutocrats armed with nothing but facts, a American resolve, and a lot of courage. This is what I wrote:
āItās my duty and pride to be able to explain exactly what the Republicans plan to do for health care in America ā¦ . Itās a very simple plan. Here it is: The Republican healthcare plan for America: āDonāt get sick.ā
If you have insurance, donāt get sick.
If you donāt have insurance, donāt get sick.
If youāre sick, donāt get sick.
Just donāt get sick!
And the GOPās ābackup planā:
If you do get sick, America, the Republican healthcare plan is this: 'Die quickly.āā
The Republicans were apoplectic. They looked like their heads might explode. In fact, at that moment, it looked like they were in some serious need of healthcare themselves.
Thursday night, as I watched the GOP debate, I learned that I had left something out of my description of the GOPās healthcare plan. I inadvertently omitted an important detail. And I would be remiss if I did not update my past statement, based upon this new information. So, without further ado, I present to you an amended version of the GOP healthcare plan:
"The Republican healthcare plan for America: Donāt get sick. And if you do get sick, die quickly-- in the streets." That's exactly what Canada Cruz wants.
I shouldnāt have left that last part out, before. My bad.