Random thoughts...

[Mertex]

Almost all bacon is sliced way too thick anymore.

I like thick bacon better than limp thin slices.

 

[saveliberty]

Almost all bacon is sliced way too thick anymore.

I like thick bacon better than limp thin slices.

Is bacon a code word now?

 

[saveliberty]

Why do chipmunks run up the drain pipes when dogs are chasing them? Are they stupid or something?

Cause their butts are too big to fit in mole holes???

 

[Avatar4321]

Your bed advertising future seems limited Avatar.

I don't really know what you mean by that, but with the context of what I said, I think it may be a compliment

 

[saveliberty]

Being in bed with Kate Upton for a Sealy Posturepedic bed commerical might not offend your wife?

 

[Pennywise]

Almost all bacon is sliced way too thick anymore.

I like thick bacon better than limp thin slices.

"Thick and turgid" for Mert. Noted.

 

[Avatar4321]

Being in bed with Kate Upton for a Sealy Posturepedic bed commerical might not offend your wife?

i suppose that would depend on what we were wearing or not

 

[saveliberty]

Kate might tell you not to wear anything, but she is such a teaser on set...

 

[Avatar4321]

Kate might tell you not to wear anything, but she is such a teaser on set...

You clearly have more experience with her than i

 

[Pennywise]

"Cox" is a really poor last name for a woman.

 

[saveliberty]

As opposed to Beach?

 

[Pennywise]

As opposed to Beach?

Yes. Cox is worse.

 

[saveliberty]

Shouldn't that be are?

 

[Mertex]

As opposed to Beach?

Yes. Cox is worse.

I know a couple whose last name is Fochs. They pronounce it Fox, but I would have asked them first before trying to pronounce it.

 

[Avatar4321]

As opposed to Beach?

Yes. Cox is worse.

I knew a guy in college named B.J. Cox. No lie

 

[Pennywise]

Is Joan Rivers dead yet?

 

[Darkwind]

...we all have them, seemingly (or literally) inane observations/opinions on anything and everything, and the great thing about them is you don't need to justify your thoughts. Post 'em here, if you are so inclined.

I'll start-

Kate Upton has rather stunning, dare I say, 'perfect' natural breasts, but the rest of her body looks like a pale smooth tree trunk.

I doubt that any of the hetero men or lesbeterians would kick her out of bed.

Of course we would. There is more room on the floor!

 

[Darkwind]

Is there way they can steal dreams and post them in Russia as dashcams?

 

[September]

Ningishzida, Apep/Apophis, and Quetzalcoatl all have many things in common. I wonder of the Sumerians, Egyptians, and Aztecs were referring to the same deity.

No... I think those gods are all of the same race of beings instead.
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[ninja007]

why do we shower, shave or cut the lawn? We just got to do it again later.............