Questions, nothing but questions

[Pop23]

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Why the long face?

 

[Wyld Kard]

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

 

[Pogo]

Do Australians call the rest of the world "Up Over"?

Do Maineiacs call the rest of the country "up west"?

 

[BDBoop]

Is it soup yet?

 

[Papageorgio]

What type of soup are we eating?

 

[Pop23]

Where's the beef?

 

[Papageorgio]

What beef? What the hell are you talking about?

 

[Pogo]

Isn't that what she said?

 

[Papageorgio]

Weren't you there?

 

[Pop23]

Where?

 

[Papageorgio]

What do you mean where?

 

[Pop23]

Where in the bloody hell are you talking about?

 

[HenryBHough]

What's that up the Statue of Liberty's nose?

 

[Pop23]

Is that any of your business?

 

[BDBoop]

Has anybody seen my glasses?

 

[Pogo]

If a man says something in a forest, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[Pop23]

Shouldn't you at least buy me a drink before asking that?

 

[BDBoop]

How can you even doubt it?

 

[Pop23]

Think I really care?

 

[Drumhead]

You're gonna stuff what in the turkey?