GENEVA – Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, the UN Independent International Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and Israel said in a new report today. The Commission urges Israel and all States to fulfil their legal obligations under international law to end the genocide and punish those responsible for it.
Everything is genocide if you believe it hard enough.
People dying as human shields...genocide.
Buildings destroyed because they house weapons and terrorists...genocide.
A flood that washes away tents...genocide.
A hangnail...genocide.
Waiting in line at the McDonald's drive thru...genocide.
The Bucks trading Giannis to the Heat...genocide.
Walking your dog...genocide.
Doing laundry...genocide.
Netflix raising the price of their subscriptions...genocide.
The movie Dodgeball...genocide.
Tickets selling out for Beyonce before you could get them...genocide.
Raking leaves...genocide.
A can of Coke...genocide.
A burrito from Taco Bell...genocide.
iPhone updates...genocide.
Air conditioning...genocide.
Getting the wrong Amazon delivery...genocide.
Blowing your nose...genocide.
Thumb wars...genocide.
Double dutch...genocide.
Neosporin...genocide.
Getting a haircut...genocide.
Guns 'n Roses...genocide.
The Moon Landing...genocide.
Having to wait at the doctor's office...genocide.
Parking on the other side of the street for street cleaning...genocide.
Chlorine in a pool...genocide.
Wiping your ass...genocide.
Sitting in a chair...genocide.
Seatback won't move on an airplane...genocide.
Missing your train...genocide.
Aardvarks...genocide.
Leaves changing color...genocide.
Getting your oil changed...genocide.
Having to wait a week for a new House of the Dragon episode...genocide.
Bagpipes...definitely, 100% genocide.