My dad used to make a REALLY REALLY tasty hors d'oeuvres that involved something as simple as (I recall) plain old white bread, mayonnaise and Parmesan cheese. I do not have the EXACT recipe, but as I recall, it involved some finely diced onions, too.
The mayonnaise would be mixed together with a small amount of very finely diced onions to form a topping. The bread would be cut (a small shot glass or cookie cutter would do) into small shapes. No crusts involved. The mayonnaise and onion mix would be spread on top of the bread shapes and then the mayonnaise topping would get liberally sprinkled with grated Parmesan cheese. Placed on a large cookie sheet, the concoctions would get baked in an oven until the cheese melted into the mayonnaise and onion mix and the tops started to bubble and turn brown. Then before they could burn, OUT of the oven they'd come to cool a bit.
It may have been the best hors d'oeuvres I ever had when I was young. I want the actual recipe. I can't find it anywhere. But DAMN, it was good!
Your dad should have spent more time on raising an honest person instead of making bitch treats.
Cum-guzzler, you little bag of pussy menstrual whack,
Unlike you, I am honest and have been honest.
You are a compulsive liar and a cock-gobbling sissy ass-sucker.
And, by the way, you hopelessly dishonest and malignantly diseased ass-hopper, the hors d'oeuvres were terrific, not "bitch treats," you ignorant and retarded gutless pussy.
All Troofers suck shit out of Satan's asshole in hell. It's a known fact!
