Because you are wrong. Yes, if little Johnny smokes pot he will grow tits.
Does smoking pot cause man boobs? - CNN.com
While little Johnny's dick won't fall off, he may indeed get testicular cancer.
Study Links Marijuana Use to Testicular Cancer
How mellow does pot make people? Ask Ronald Poppo or Lisa Voice
Miami cannibal Rudy Eugene 'had only taken marijuana' before attack | Metro News
AND THOSE THAT CONDONE CANNABIS USE SAY IT'S HARMLESS - ASK LISA - Page 2
You want to believe that pot is harmless. You want to believe it badly, so badly that all evidence to the contrary is just dismissed as not fitting in with the reality that pot is making for you.
HAHA Katz, lets ask the psychotic cannibal madman "what drugs" he took and assume that whatever he says is fact. This is especially a good idea because everyone who gets arrested often tells the police about all the illegal drugs he/she has taken. Foolproof plan.
But you got me, after looking I don't think I'm able to find a single story on the entire internet where drinking has led to a robbery or murder. In history. Not a single one. Looks like marijuana wins.
Lol.
I recall seeing that Rudy Eugene had, in fact, smoked pot...but it was pot that had been dosed with PCP!