Poor Me Magazine: This issue featuring Michelle Fields:I've fallen and I can't get up

[tinydancer]

Gee this could be a whole series for real for all the whiners that are out there these days,

 

[saveliberty]

Some are going to want a discount.

 

[MarathonMike]

Lol, is she trying to induce a mass hallucination? FerChristSakes your busted, now go hide out for a couple years and then come crawling back when heats off.

 

[saveliberty]

Take a breath and try complete sentences Mike.

 

[Eaglewings]

Gee this could be a whole series for real for all the whiners that are out there these days,

She is beating Trump with her hands, he almost fell down but managed to stay up...She is a beast.

 

[tinydancer]

Some of the shit out there is too funny!

 

[Eaglewings]

Her own people turned their back on her...

 

[Shrimpbox]

Five victimology tips guaranteed to succeed

10 despair tips to jazz up your victim hood.

Learn to be the victim everyone cares about.

Learn how to cry like a pro.

The right sunglasses for any interview.

Which agents can get you the made for tv bio and for how much

How to grow the sisterhood

The best mascara for tears

When to wear black

The sympathy psychiatrists

What kind of man accentuates your victim hood.

Dress for despair

Accessorize your "woe"robe

How to double your interview pay

Greatest victims of all time in their own words

How to crowd source your misfortune

 

[tinydancer]

Oh noes! She's striking out everywhere!