Political Haikus

[rtwngAvngr]

The Democrat lies
As does the false sun at night
Planning when to flip

The chief has no plan
complains the bitter demo
he has a spine though

Bush is using fear
but this implies a big lie
but the threat is real

jobs are the issue
we know they'll come in time, though
faith in free markets

we went it alone
yet with the coalition
incongruency



Please feel free to add others!

 

[wonderwench]

Hillary does wait
For the Dems to annoint her
She wants to be queen

 

[Semper Fi]

Arent haikus supposed to have something about nature in the scond line?

The liberal complains
that he doesnt like nature
and now he does

and heres one I wrote for my english class:
A lone cow grazes in a field
she disappears to somewhere
beef, its whats for dinner