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Hey maybe it'll be an interesting and important case!
jk just spend the whole interview process talking about cats until they send you away
If you go into the selection process dressed as a clown, they will probably not select you.
I just served on a jury. One year in SC and I get seated on a jury. First time ever. California, 30+ years, never got seated. New Mexico 3 years, never got called. I couldn't fucking believe it.
Upside, one less criminal on the streets for 15 years (yeah, right) and I'm clear for 3 years...
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
If you dont want to be seated, just make sure you speak up during voir dire and express your opinion of the case truthfully, not that you wouldnt otherwise. Its the folks who stay quite who end up getting seated.
Wear a t-shirt that says "I believe in God." You'll be out of there pretty quick.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I would do jury duty only if it paid me the same wage as I would be paid for working that day.
Try to come up with a good excuse. I got out of jury duty one time because I was the only one available at the time to pick up my son from school.I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I would do jury duty only if it paid me the same wage as I would be paid for working that day.
I would do jury duty only if it paid me the same wage as I would be paid for working that day.
I usually like jury duty. Maybe Syrenn had other plans, you know how she gets.
Try to come up with a good excuse. I got out of jury duty one time because I was the only one available at the time to pick up my son from school.I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
If you've already served, I believe you may request to be excused. Some states/counties allow this exemption.