perfumes and colognes we'll never see ...

[shart_attack]

In a post, name a variety/ egregiously obscene scent of perfume or cologne we'll likely fortunately never see marketed to mankind.

Kick it off with ...

New tire shop!!!

 

[shart_attack]

Bacon and cheddar.

 

[hjmick]

Eau de Montezuma's Revenge

 

[TheOldSchool]

eau de poo; le parfum familier

 

[TheOldSchool]

Bah mick beat me to it

 

[hjmick]

Liver and Onions Body Spray

 

[Uncensored2008]

Juniper Berry colone.

Oh wait - my boss wears that every day after lunch....

 

[shart_attack]

Louisiana summer maggot lust.

 

[shart_attack]

Antebellum Barnyard Passion.

 

[shart_attack]

Hillbilly Jailer Stankbref.

 

[shart_attack]

Essence of asparagus.

 

[BobPlumb]

When I let go a silent but deadly fart, I tell people that it's just my cologne.

 

[shart_attack]

Love 'N' Sulfur.

 

[shart_attack]

Backwoods Burnin' Meth Shack.

 

[shart_attack]

Armadillo Cooter Box.

 

[Noomi]

Fish Guts

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Fish Guts

Interestingly, in LaVey's "Satanic Bible" he suggests if you're trying to seduce a woman from a fishing village, or whose father was a fisherman to tuck some dead fish inside your pockets for that dead fish smell.

 

[shart_attack]

Shit-Stained Spring.

 

[shart_attack]

Hudson River Stench.

 

[boedicca]

Rdean's Flop Sweat