People in North Carolina walk out on Eric Church giving a commencement speech

[Votto]

Who is Eric Church? He was a "Springsteen" singer who attended Appalachian State University but has been a lifelong UNC fan who has long cheered on the sports teams.

Eric Church returned to his native North Carolina to deliver the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's 2026 commencement speech in Kenan Stadium on May 9. However, students by the hundreds began walking out once his commencement speech began.

When one the students was asked why students began leaving, the student replied, "We recently found out from the professors at our school that Eric once delivered newspapers to a Jewish synagogue when he was a teen. For you see, he had a job delivering newspapers on a paper route riding his bicycle when he was age 15. We don't care for these Jewish genocidal types here. Besides, his last name is "Church" which is a little too Christian-nish. The name just gives me the willies."

No word yet on whether Eric has apologized for the alleged accusations.

 

[SaxonJackson]

These petty little bee-aches are the future of America. Jews read the news and nobody has control over their last name.

I thought maybe they walked out because he drop-kicked babies or punched the Pope or put pineapple on pizza.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Eventually their ignorance will catch up to them, hopefully not at everyone's expense

 

[Darkwind]

I'd sue the professors for slander.

 

[Winston]

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Who is Eric Church? He was a "Springsteen" singer who attended Appalachian State University but has been a lifelong UNC fan who has long cheered on the sports teams.

Eric Church returned to his native North Carolina to deliver the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's 2026 commencement speech in Kenan Stadium on May 9. However, students by the hundreds began walking out once his commencement speech began.

When one the students was asked why students began leaving, the student replied, "We recently found out from the professors at our school that Eric once delivered newspapers to a Jewish synagogue when he was a teen. For you see, he had a job delivering newspapers on a paper route riding his bicycle when he was age 15. We don't care for these Jewish genocidal types here. Besides, his last name is "Church" which is a little too Christian-nish. The name just gives me the willies."

No word yet on whether Eric has apologized for the alleged accusations.

Hundreds my ass, maybe ten.

 

[Votto]

I'd sue the professors for slander.

You all do realize that this is in the satire forum, right?



But yea, it's hard to tell these days, isn't it.

Just poking fun at the rabid chimps at these universities who have been indoctrinated to hate Jews and Christians.