Patriotic purchases to support Trump

[Sunni Man]

To show my unwavering support for Pres.Trump. I have purchased several infomercial items advertised on the TV late at night.
1) Couple of "My Pillows" and sheets from the former drug addict.
2) A soft Trumpy Bear to hug at night. (not sold in stores)
3) Faux gold coins engraved with Trumps profile. (destined to be a future collectable)
4) Two cases of Goya beans. (which I donated to a homeless shelter)
5) Authentic plastic bust of Pres.Trump to display on my bookshelf.
Does anyone know of other pro-Trump things I can buy? ...

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Guns. Lots of guns.

 

[okfine]

To show my unwavering support for Pres.Trump. I have purchased several infomercial items advertised on the TV late at night.
1) Couple of "My Pillows" and sheets from the former drug addict.
2) A soft Trumpy Bear to hug at night. (not sold in stores)
3) Faux gold coins engraved with Trumps profile. (destined to be a future collectable)
4) Two cases of Goya beans, which I donated to a homeless shelter.
5) Authentic plastic bust of Pres.Trump to display on my bookshelf.
Does anyone know of other pro-Trump things I can buy? ...

A Trump towel to cry on.

 

[Sunni Man]

I just ran across this Trump 1911A1 pistol that's for sale from Auto Ordnance.
It's a must have when BLM and Antifa mobs threaten your life for wearing a red MAGA hat. ...

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Guns. Lots of guns.

2

Wife is a first-time gun purchaser and LTC holder (armed and dangerous).

That's all I'm saying.

 

[norwegen]

An American flag

A copy of the Constitution

A Bible

A Christopher Columbus statue

A marriage license

 

[mdk]

6. Trump Brand Knee Pads
7. Carpal Tunnel Braces for Excessive Fluffing

 

[InstantOn]

A marriage license

Only one?

 

[mdk]

Sunni, you need to strike My Pillow from that patriotic list. President Obama forever corrupted the brand after he used one of those pillows to smother Justice Scalia. It is known.

 

[night_son]

To show my unwavering support for Pres.Trump. I have purchased several infomercial items advertised on the TV late at night.
1) Couple of "My Pillows" and sheets from the former drug addict.
2) A soft Trumpy Bear to hug at night. (not sold in stores)
3) Faux gold coins engraved with Trumps profile. (destined to be a future collectable)
4) Two cases of Goya beans. (which I donated to a homeless shelter)
5) Authentic plastic bust of Pres.Trump to display on my bookshelf.
Does anyone know of other pro-Trump things I can buy? ...

A MAGA harness for our service dog.

 

[Sunni Man]

A MAGA harness for our service dog.

I looked but couldn't find a MAGA harness for a service dog.
But several companies sell Trump bandana's for dogs. ...

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

6. Trump Brand Knee Pads
7. Carpal Tunnel Braces for Excessive Fluffing

You don't have to suck his dick.

I complain about Trump all the time. Just don't bow to the commie horde when doing so.

 

[badger2]

MAGA glow-in-the-dark, vibrating condoms.

 

[XponentialChaos]

Buy masks. You’re unpatriotic if you don’t wear a mask.

 

[Sunni Man]

Buy masks. You’re unpatriotic if you don’t wear a mask.

I already have a case of red masks with Trump 2020 on the front. ...

 

[jc456]

A Trump towel to cry on.

winning so much is emotional.

 

[Baron]

To show my unwavering support for Pres.Trump. I have purchased several infomercial items advertised on the TV late at night.
1) Couple of "My Pillows" and sheets from the former drug addict.
2) A soft Trumpy Bear to hug at night. (not sold in stores)
3) Faux gold coins engraved with Trumps profile. (destined to be a future collectable)
4) Two cases of Goya beans. (which I donated to a homeless shelter)
5) Authentic plastic bust of Pres.Trump to display on my bookshelf.
Does anyone know of other pro-Trump things I can buy? ...

As long Trump does nothing to stop COVID lie he is a wrong guy for you.
Of course Biden too.

 

[TNHarley]

Since he is fucking us anyways, why not a dildo?