PA system at Trump rally accidentally blasts Woodward Tapes!

[DrLove]

It would appear that Jared f'd up yet another assignment!

MINDEN, NEVADA (The Borowitz Report)—Questions arose after the P.A. system at a Trump rally in Nevada accidentally blasted excerpts from Bob Woodward’s interviews with the President.​

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As supporters streamed into the rally, the customary sounds of such classic rock songs as “Fortunate Son” and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” were supplanted by audio of Trump acknowledging that the coronavirus was far deadlier than a flu.​

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After Trump was heard revealing the details of a previously secret weapons program, campaign aides frantically disconnected the P.A. system and started scrambling for an explanation.​

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“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”​

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Unlike artists like John Fogerty and the Rolling Stones, Woodward said that he wholeheartedly endorsed the Trump campaign’s use of his recordings at its rallies.​

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“If the people at these rallies watch Fox News, this might be the only way they hear these tapes,” Woodward said.​

P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes

“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Oddball]

 

[MarcATL]

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[the other mike]

Woodward shmoodward.
Nobody cares what Trump said in that interview except for you
deranged Trump haters.

 

[Ben Thomson]

It would appear that Jared f'd up yet another assignment!

MINDEN, NEVADA (The Borowitz Report)—Questions arose after the P.A. system at a Trump rally in Nevada accidentally blasted excerpts from Bob Woodward’s interviews with the President.​

​

As supporters streamed into the rally, the customary sounds of such classic rock songs as “Fortunate Son” and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” were supplanted by audio of Trump acknowledging that the coronavirus was far deadlier than a flu.​

​

After Trump was heard revealing the details of a previously secret weapons program, campaign aides frantically disconnected the P.A. system and started scrambling for an explanation.​

​

“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”​

​

Unlike artists like John Fogerty and the Rolling Stones, Woodward said that he wholeheartedly endorsed the Trump campaign’s use of his recordings at its rallies.​

​

“If the people at these rallies watch Fox News, this might be the only way they hear these tapes,” Woodward said.​

P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes

“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”

www.newyorker.com

I'm waiting for someone to substitute a rousing mariachi piece for Fortunate Son or something. That would be nice.

 

[theHawk]

We all heard the tapes, all he said was he didn’t want to start a panic. He still acted with the travel restrictions, while every Dem is on record being against them. Even Biden’s campaign staff has to tap dance around that little fact when confronted by it.

 

[DrLove]

I'm waiting for someone to substitute a rousing mariachi piece for Fortunate Son or something. That would be nice.

I'd recommend these guys live - But Donald couldn't afford them.
Maybe Lee Greenwood with a trained monkey banging a tambourine?

 

[Ben Thomson]

I'm waiting for someone to substitute a rousing mariachi piece for Fortunate Son or something. That would be nice.

I'd recommend these guys live - But Donald couldn't afford them.
Maybe Lee Greenwood with a trained monkey banging a tambourine?

Or maybe this..

 

[Mac1958]

 

[Redcurtain]

It would appear that Jared f'd up yet another assignment!

MINDEN, NEVADA (The Borowitz Report)—Questions arose after the P.A. system at a Trump rally in Nevada accidentally blasted excerpts from Bob Woodward’s interviews with the President.​

​

As supporters streamed into the rally, the customary sounds of such classic rock songs as “Fortunate Son” and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” were supplanted by audio of Trump acknowledging that the coronavirus was far deadlier than a flu.​

​

After Trump was heard revealing the details of a previously secret weapons program, campaign aides frantically disconnected the P.A. system and started scrambling for an explanation.​

​

“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”​

​

Unlike artists like John Fogerty and the Rolling Stones, Woodward said that he wholeheartedly endorsed the Trump campaign’s use of his recordings at its rallies.​

​

“If the people at these rallies watch Fox News, this might be the only way they hear these tapes,” Woodward said.​

P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes

“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”

www.newyorker.com

Good he didn’t say anything wrong