Trump accuses Biden of using performance enhancing BOOKS!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “people are saying there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump claimed that the former Vice-President Joe Biden is using “performance-enhancing books.”​

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Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”​

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“Every time he got asked a question, he pulled facts out of thin air,” Trump said. “You can’t do that unless you’re pumped up on books.”​

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Trump warned that, unless he is caught, Biden will try to use performance-enhancing books before the Presidential debates, which start later this month, and urged that both candidates be tested for books before the contest.​

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“I have no problem with being tested,” Trump declared. “I am a hundred per cent book-free.”​

Trump Accuses Biden of Using Performance-Enhancing Books

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[toobfreak]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “people are saying there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump claimed that the former Vice-President Joe Biden is using “performance-enhancing books.”​

​

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”​

​

“Every time he got asked a question, he pulled facts out of thin air,” Trump said. “You can’t do that unless you’re pumped up on books.”​

​

Trump warned that, unless he is caught, Biden will try to use performance-enhancing books before the Presidential debates, which start later this month, and urged that both candidates be tested for books before the contest.​

​

“I have no problem with being tested,” Trump declared. “I am a hundred per cent book-free.”​

Trump Accuses Biden of Using Performance-Enhancing Books

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”

www.newyorker.com

Don't know about the books, Poopyhead but Biden is definitely shooting up some drugs to drag that worn out body of his back up again to look half competent before an audience!

 

[my2¢]

I get a kick out of this guy's satiric pieces.

 

[DrLove]

I get a kick out of this guy's satiric pieces.

Thanks. Know what's amazing?
Satire's gotta be close to the truth, or it ain't funny.

 

[basquebromance]

Trump claims that Putin and Kim Jong-un are more mentally fit than Biden. Still fanboying for dictators.

 

[Oddball]

I get a kick out of this guy's satiric pieces.

Wow....They're not at all funny.

 

[Oddball]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “people are saying there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump claimed that the former Vice-President Joe Biden is using “performance-enhancing books.”​

​

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”​

​

“Every time he got asked a question, he pulled facts out of thin air,” Trump said. “You can’t do that unless you’re pumped up on books.”​

​

Trump warned that, unless he is caught, Biden will try to use performance-enhancing books before the Presidential debates, which start later this month, and urged that both candidates be tested for books before the contest.​

​

“I have no problem with being tested,” Trump declared. “I am a hundred per cent book-free.”​

Trump Accuses Biden of Using Performance-Enhancing Books

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”

www.newyorker.com

Don't know about the books, Poopyhead but Biden is definitely shooting up some drugs to drag that worn out body of his back up again to look half competent before an audience!

The only thing Biden is using books for these days is coloring.

 

[Uncensored2008]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “people are saying there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump claimed that the former Vice-President Joe Biden is using “performance-enhancing books.”​

​

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”​

​

“Every time he got asked a question, he pulled facts out of thin air,” Trump said. “You can’t do that unless you’re pumped up on books.”​

​

Trump warned that, unless he is caught, Biden will try to use performance-enhancing books before the Presidential debates, which start later this month, and urged that both candidates be tested for books before the contest.​

​

“I have no problem with being tested,” Trump declared. “I am a hundred per cent book-free.”​

Trump Accuses Biden of Using Performance-Enhancing Books

Pointing to Biden’s strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, “It’s clear that he was under the influence of books.”

www.newyorker.com

Biden has never read a book, C'mon man.....