Puhleez. I live in the nanny state of NJ where they've nearly criminalized childhood. Every time a kid dies they make a new law to get their names in the paper. After all, who wants to see kid die?
It's all bullshit. I've said for years we'd all save a ton of money if we doubled the legislators salaries if they promised to go on vacation for a year. How about repealing some stupid laws? Maybe they could create a whole new bureaucracy dedicated to that?
Who gets to decide which laws are stupid?
Me.
Or these people:
Dumb Laws
Dumb Laws In NJ
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to frown at a police officer.
In an attempt to foster kindness in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated Kindness Awareness Month.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
The third Thursday of October is designated as New Jersey Credit Union Day and citizens of the state should observe the day with appropriate activities and programs.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
City Laws in New Jersey
Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a Frown-Free Town Zone.
Blairstown
Shooting ranges are outlawed.
No street-side trees may be planted that obscure the air.
It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.
Lots more at the link.
Dumb Laws in New Jersey. Crazy New Jersey Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!