Barnie? Not a chance.
There's only one other presidential candidate in history that I'm aware of who was rawfucked without lube as hard and took it without uttering a peep like Bernie does.
Thomas Dewey, who, in the 1944 race against FDR, signed a pact saying he wouldn't bring up any negative criticism against the president that could damage the war effort. He really didn't want to be considered unpatriotic and fascist-friendly would he? And predictably, as the Arch-Principled Conservative that he was, did his duty and lost graciously while the FDR campaign gaped his anus wider than anybody before or since, because no unfortunate Republican has ever had the misfortune to be called a Nazi while actually in the process of fighting the war against Naziism.
Nowdays, every Republican candidate gets called a Nazi rather sooner than later, but never at the same time when there were millions of actual Nazis on the planet, though whether Bernie was fucked harder or softer than this, I cannot say, it's a tough call.
I have a feeling that Bernie is gonna be screwed again, by the same people that got him last time, and he's gonna bravely take it, again. Although, I'm not sure that is bravery, or self hating sado-mazo.
