Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In Flood

[Luddly Neddite]

Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood

The new 'Noah's Ark' Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We're calling this flood an act of God.”

The punch lines write themselves.

BTW, its satire.

 

[aris2chat]

maybe they should have called it desert gardens or sand dunes

 

[frigidweirdo]

Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood

The new 'Noah's Ark' Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We're calling this flood an act of God.”

The punch lines write themselves.

BTW, its satire.

Satire????? Are you kidding me, it's on the internet, it MUST BE TRUE>

 

[Dhara]

Hilarious. YOU can't make this stuff up.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

 

[bodecea]

Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood

The new 'Noah's Ark' Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We're calling this flood an act of God.”

The punch lines write themselves.

BTW, its satire.

Imagine if they had a park like that in Houston.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Conservatives: zero sense of humor.

 

[frigidweirdo]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Maybe you should read the OP first. He clearly said it was false.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Conservatives: zero sense of humor.

Satire is humorous. Idiocy is not.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Maybe you should read the OP first. He clearly said it was false.

Yes, but Democrats tend to miss the important parts. Language disabilities.

 

[mdk]

Funny bit. lol

 

[frigidweirdo]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Maybe you should read the OP first. He clearly said it was false.

Yes, but Democrats tend to miss the important parts. Language disabilities.

What? So, your reply to the fact that the OP said this was fake and posted it in the humor section is to then ignore the fact that you missed "the important parts" and claim that OTHERS miss the important parts.

Er.... how'd that work?

 

[rdean]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Conservatives: zero sense of humor.

And yet, they are the reason for endless laughter.

 

[Auld Phart]

Hilarious. YOU can't make this stuff up.

And yet, someone dId

 

[Wyatt earp]

Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood

The new 'Noah's Ark' Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We're calling this flood an act of God.”

The punch lines write themselves.

BTW, its satire.

Damn I hoped it was true.

I want to know who the hell would go to that stupid place anyways?

 

[rightwinger]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Conservatives: zero sense of humor.

Satire is humorous. Idiocy is not.

Went right over your head didn't it?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

FALSE: Noah's Ark Theme Park Destroyed by Flood

Conservatives: zero sense of humor.

Satire is humorous. Idiocy is not.

Went right over your head didn't it?

I often find that what modern-day Democrats consider humorous I find puerile and ignorant.