No Toilet Paper or Water on the Shelves

[Likkmee]

We keep three or four months worth of paper towels and uranus circlers all the time. Along with soap and every other long shelf life item.
Not so much for emergencies but because the Wife hates going to WallyWorld or Costco.

Grew up in earthquake country. Always kept everything stocked for at least a 6 week period.

I'm good. Banana leave Ok for a swipe and my springs are close to a million gallons per day.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

What's with the toilet paper ?

Difficult to say. I was at the store on Sunday and the shelves were FULL of a dozen brands of toilet paper. I think this is just hype.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

What's with the toilet paper ?

Difficult to say. I was at the store on Sunday and the shelves were FULL of a dozen brands of toilet paper. I think this is just hype.

The way I look at it?
I'll rinse my bunghole in the pool and add another 1/4 cup of bleach to the pool.
The rest will flush my toilets for the next 6k flushes.

 

[Coyote]

 

[OnePercenter]

Outside of a mild cough, the only symptoms I see caused by the coronavirus are shortages of TP. And of course this:
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"Big Rubber Dicks" again. Dude, come out of the closet!!!!!!

F u

Struck a nerve, did I. Dude, come out of the closet!!!!!!

 

[Denizen]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

Use your MAGA hat for anal hygiene.

Keep it under your hat.

 

[justoffal]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

I am confused. Exactly what do these people use all that TP for? Safeway has empty shelves of TP. Is there a use for TP that I am not aware of? Do I now have to resort to Pine Cones (ouch)?

When will you uncivilized North Americans discover the beauty of a bidet?

Jo

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

I am confused. Exactly what do these people use all that TP for? Safeway has empty shelves of TP. Is there a use for TP that I am not aware of? Do I now have to resort to Pine Cones (ouch)?

When will you uncivilized North Americans discover the beauty of a bidet?

Jo

Well yes they should but there are not as many good Bidet Memes as toilet paper ones

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

I am confused. Exactly what do these people use all that TP for? Safeway has empty shelves of TP. Is there a use for TP that I am not aware of? Do I now have to resort to Pine Cones (ouch)?

When will you uncivilized North Americans discover the beauty of a bidet?

Jo

Most Americans dont like to have their buttholes messed with.
Although there are probably a shitload on the west coast who most definitely would.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

Use your MAGA hat for anal hygiene.

Keep it under your hat.

that top hat in your avatar is full of shit just like the space between your ears just above your eyes.

 

[Denizen]

The existence of MAGA hats has made toilet paper obsolete for a whole underclass of Americans.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

We told yas beat the mad dash

 

[Dale Smith]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

I am confused. Exactly what do these people use all that TP for? Safeway has empty shelves of TP. Is there a use for TP that I am not aware of? Do I now have to resort to Pine Cones (ouch)?

I am old enough to remember the use of the thin paper of the Sears catalog.....

 

[Slyhunter]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

I just ordered a pack of toilet paper from Amazon. Delivery date April 20

 

[Weatherman2020]

 

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[beagle9]

Events being cancelled, people acting crazy trying to hoard, nobody eating out.

It’s like a Bernie Sanders test run.

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Corona is that big ?

 

[beagle9]

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Is this what happened to the people's house that brought it over from China ? LOL